I hear “going forward” a lot here, in relation to what we’re going to do next. As opposed to what, fixing something in the past? Did time start flowing in multiple directions when I wasn’t looking? Are you The Doctor?
To be fair, often it is a polite way of saying ‘stop fannying around and get to the next item so we can get out of this meeting’ and as such is quite useful.
This is an exciting development as I think it finally gives us cross division visibility of all in flight initiatives; provides a vehicle for us to review improvement suggestions from the team and demonstrate our progress throughout the year.
I replied asking when we’d bought an airline. Ever the diplomat, me.
To be fair, often it is a polite way of saying ‘stop fannying around and get to the next item so we can get out of this meeting’ and as such is quite useful.
To be fair! To be fair, to be fair, to be fair.
To Be Fair.
Ngggggrrrhhhhh!
I think it may just be me – but I always think, what? was I being unfair. No I wasn’t!
To be fair, progressing this by moving forward into blue sky thinking is water off a duck’s back by comparison.
Cougar – Moderator
I had this gem in an email the other day.
This is an exciting development as I think it finally gives us cross division visibility of all in flight initiatives; provides a vehicle for us to review improvement suggestions from the team and demonstrate our progress throughout the year.
I replied asking when we’d bought an airline. Ever the diplomat, me.
‘Going forward’ = I have no idea how to fix the problems and issues we are currently experiencing, so lets ignore them for a while and fantasize about an impossible, bright new future.
Upon being given a task by our higher management, my immediate boss actually said, ‘well we’ve been given this monkey, let’s cage it and get it to the zoo’. I almost laughed my tea up through my nose.
I work within and Arts organisation and so am mercifuly free from corporate bullshit bingo. My GF works for a very large NGO and oh my god, I have no idea what goes on there, all of her meetings sound excrutiating.
Upon being given a task by our higher management, my immediate boss actually said, ‘well we’ve been given this monkey, let’s cage it and get it to the zoo’.
I once heard a hot-shot new senior sales manager come out in a meeting with, “just to chuck another **** on the woodpile…” which went down exceptionally well with the predominantly Asian company owners and management board who were all present. Fastest career suicide ever.
There’s 2 versions of “going forward”. One is basically a pause in the sentence, just a slightly more wordy way of going “durrrrrr”. But it’s not as bad as the other one, which means “I will now ignore everything that you just said”.