Bike related: – Far too many… Notables include:
Overtightening the end cap on my new Hope Headset, the resulting "Snap" from the sheared bolt was also the harbinger of the news that I needed brand new bearings too.
Managing to bodge a RH pedal into an LH crank. The cranks are long dead, but nothing will extract the pedal axle, which has claimed two allen keys and broken a vice. Blame beer assisted cycle maintenence.
After fitting brand new SLX/XT shifters and mech to my Enduro I couldn't get the barrel adjuster quite right. Turns out I'd left the last loop of outer cable three inches too short. That'll be a brand new inner please…
Somehow snapping the 12mm axle on my bolt-thru Bulbs in three places. In truth this may be a manufacturing defect, but it's too cataclysmic not to brag about here.
Non bike related breakages:
Destroying three bottles of spirits, their optics and assiciated wall fittings whilst attempting to keep a tray full of glasses from falling to the ground whilst working behind a bar. Thankfully, the landlord's daughter fancied me and duly sweet talked my way out of that one.