OK following on from that there thread about whilst the wife is away, what is it that blokes get up tothread – so why wait till then and, what makes the “ladies” a pain in the arris so much..

Also someone (sc-xc) said something about pictures so get em up 🙂

edited for grammar which is still poor and pselling mistakes..

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no i just want to see the pics really..

and work is boring me

this thread is not what i expected.

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I have no idea what this thread is about.

Congrats.

What?… anal boning moments with your Mrs? Asking if anyone else has photos?

captain flash – did your rabbit eat an out-of-date pancake ??

The battered pie topic is better

Dear OP,

Remember when you were at school, and you thought “this is shit, I don’t care”?

The lack of understanding shown by your assumed peers here is one of the reason why you probably should have cared.

“work is boring me“

I guess once you’ve licked a few of them clean, one window is much like any other.

“work is boring me”

I guess once you’ve licked a few of them clean, one window is much like any other.

😆

I’ll hazard a guess. Even the nicest, most likeable, understanding woman still wants to be in control. I don’t see it as a bad thing, and it’s not a concious thing, but ladies just like to be the organisers, the superintendants.

I’m sure that will raise a lot of hackles, ho hum. But that’s perhaps why men feel like the reins have been let off when their ladies are not around. Blokes are far more relaxed and easy going at home. The world can just float around them, they don’t care. They don’t feel like they need to do stuff, generally, because they know it’s not that important. Ladies like to have an agenda, even if it’s about buying a pint of milk.

I don’t even get anal/bone moments on my birthday, these days.

Samuri for PM!

This true …. I’m recently single and certain things have defo slipped. Basically realised that she did tons round the flat and got me to do stuff. Washing/tidying/general cleaning have all but stopped. I keep ontop of the clothes mainly cos riding gym necessitates.. Pots always clean but the flat is a lot less girly

It’s a lot quieter which I don’t like though..and the lack of company is pants

Bobby, you’d best dig a hole before your ex starts to whiff. Even Fabreeze has its limits.

Mine likes to point things out to me that aren’t in their correct place by asking in a sarcastic tone

Her:”does this <random item i’v never seen before> live here?”

Me:”no sweety i’m pretty sure it doesn’t”

Her: ” well do you want to put it back where it belongs?”

Me “ok I will (knowing full well wherever i put it will be wrong)”

Women, eh! can’t live with them, can’t really live without them!

Women, eh! can’t live with them,it’s illegal to shoot them.

There you go I corrected it for you. 😆

women can’t live with them,can’t have heterosexual sex without them.

Women..can’t live with em, can’t slob around in yr grundys, eat nice things, drink too much, buy nice things, look at pron, fix yr bike in’t ouse, swear, watch violent crappy films, or sci fi, wear dirty clothes, shag other women, talk to other women, look at other women, bunk off work, not work, work too much, be a dirty stinking caveman chewing a bone in a cave…..

Double post doh!

zokes – Member

Samuri for PM!

+1000 but don’t tell the wife 😉

Can you please not use the words anal, bone and missus in the same title. I got all excited.

Samuri for PM!

Absolutely!

Ladies like to have an agenda, even if it’s about buying a pint of milk

This is generally because if we don’t do it, no bugger else will! 😆