Morning everyone. Today I am taking control of all the crap in my life. Starting with this **** messy house.

Have you logged off here and started yet?

Yes.

Morning, I’m currently creased over laughing at my housemate who, just before leaving for a meeting in Motherwell (we live in Harrogate) has locked his keys, along with his laptop, wallet, jacket etc, in the boot of his car. ‘Use the spare key!’ I hear you cry, but alas no. For security, he keeps that at his mothers house. 3 miles away. He’s tried calling her, but it seems she is asleep (not unreasonable, given its 6.35 in the am, and she’s retired, so no reason to be up early.) 😆

Morning? it’s not morning, it’s evening! 15 minutes and my nightshift finishes, off home to bed.

Nightshift rocks!.

Morning. I just had a satisfying pizza fart.

Think I’ve earned tea.

Morning, i’ve been on flood watch… Yawn…

Remarkably despite the rain.. no flood… maybe they’re not all as daft as we thought.

Evening, just back in from the physio LBS & pub for a cheeky pint in the sun. So I guess it’s time to start all the threads molgrips hates then….

Man has children – and is surprised when house is messy and he has no time to sort stuff out! 😉

Morning, all, sounds wet and windy here again, should be another crappy ride to work!

Morning, what’s that I hear??

Sausages and poached eggs for breakfast..??

Yum.

I win. 😆

Morning
Another night of puking and worse.
There is nothing left so please stop now.

Morning.
Staffs oatcakes in the oven.
Mug of Lapsang Souchong in hand.
Post op movement nice and easy with little pain.
2 weeks until I can turn a wheel.
Teenage sons turned house into a cesspool since the op and immobility.
Unable to raise an ounce of being arsed about it.
Staff issues at work.
It’s grey and rainy.
And HMRC are popping in to see us.
Life is fun. 🙂

Kitchen clean. Feeling weak still though, so having some toast.

Hotel has jam doughnuts on offer for breakfast, so when in Rome/Crawley…….

*coughs up phloem*
*moans about painful new fillings from dentist a day ago*
*slopes off*

And HMRC are popping in to see us

How about that son of your starts his payback with a nice new patio for the summer?

#SausageBurp 😀

… has broken, apparently.

Anybody got the glue?

At desk,

Annoyed it’s not Friday afternoon.

Feeling a tad bilious, kids in their pjs on xbox and laptop, wife at work and frankly, I’m chalking the day off.