Charlie***Bi**Mong*r (censored due to super-injunction)
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More Bikemonger stickers.... what have you got in your head?
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Posted 1 year ago #
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As a counterpoint to any Commando inspired stickers:
Ich habe ein Zahnrad aber viele Geschwindigkeiten
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one gear, infinite speeds
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It came down to this, or wasting time on the internet
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If this sticker is removed the cat in the box will die
I like! Though I must admit that if I didn't watch Star Trek or Big Bang Theory I wouldn't have got it.
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Do not liberate from the endless cycle of suffering
Ride it like you mean it!
May the trail be with you
One less forum dweller
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"Ridden by a middle-class, whiney cockbag"
"Ride, cake, ride, cake, ride ..."
My fav so far is "Toughen up, princess"
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Always in the right gear.
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My car has like, no self esteem
Beep if you're an Audi driver (but please don't hit me again)
If you can read this, then you've driven into me you @%^*!
If you can read this, then my lycra is too tight
I'd like to teach the world to cycle in perfect harmony, or at least in full circles
If I'm bleeding and unconscious, you have my permission to use this sticker as a plaster
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Gears are mechanical doping
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"My other half's a Bike-Minger"
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"More beers, Less gears - Live life the Bikemonger way"
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Singlespeed, gear curious.
There I'm FIXED For You.
I'd change down if I could.
Charlie says...
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cycling proficiently since 1984
If God created us all equal, what happened to you?
This bike belongs to ..................................
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Stuck in traffic?, check the graphic.
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I pay taxes too, back off.
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doing badly on bling
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"singlespeeders is more sexyer than gearies. Some of you gearie riders might be fast but while your out doing extra laps there's a singlespeeder sh4gging your Mrs." (Thanks to SSStu for this one.)
"Owned by Bombers"
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I came, I saw, I didn't brake
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Twentyniner coming through!
Is your reverse light faulty?
If I were you.. id be embarrased.Posted 1 year ago # -
Light, strong: I picked two
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"Fix 42:16 - thou shalt not stop peddling" (like a bible quote)
"Fixies are for pixies"
"one speed (really fast)"
"Gears do what now?"DrP
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SUCK MY COG!
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Charlie says...
Look! A baby robin!
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IF CARLSBERG MADE STICKERS , THEY WOULDNT BE HALF AS GOOD AS THESE
oops cap lock
my other bike has 2 x 10 and its crap
just another singlespeed
I used to ride singlespeed to be different, now they're all at it
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"**** the view"
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'I am sprocketless!'
'Gears are for small fat kids'Posted 1 year ago # -
Smell My Endeavor.
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Off the peg bikes are the new niche.
I've grown my belly to counter balance my huge a*se.
I wear baggy shorts for good reason.
The only time I anger drivers is when I ride my bike and also when I'm working at my job as a wheel clamper.
My other source of transport is a wheel clamping van.
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I'm sure the Romans didn't intend all this congestion.
Armageddon is coming and it's all the fault of drivers.
Cyclists stand a better change of forgiveness on judgement day.
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Better to be a huge arse than have one
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Fixed it for Che - 'It is not just a simple
gamebike, it is a weapon of the revolution.'Posted 1 year ago # -
roadbike sticker
I nicked darths bike...
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I like this: "Smell My Endeavor"
"Inaction is a weapon of mass destruction" - Faithless
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"Attention extension"
"Don't mock the wok"
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