Blimey this comes round quicker every time. We must have put 50,000 stickers out there now.
Running low on stickers, so what do you kids wanna see stuck to the dandy horses this season?
Is there anything you want to see back in the sticky mix..? ones we stopped doing because I grew a little lump of self-conscience and had mothers glare at me when their child read a “If I was a trucker I would crush you and your ****ing car”.
So what you got???
Prizes for the best and stickers for one and all.
x=n+1 where n is the number of gears you currently have
Bit roadie-esque maybe?
Faster than doped beef
Lance stole my other spockets
gears make baby jesus cry
Pass the chainwhip, time to change gear
Every time you change gear a kitten dies
I never got any stickers either of the times sent my details before. 
I never got any stickers either of the times sent my details before.
catchy, I like it
Can I have two stickers for my bike, both of which say - "This sticker should have been sent to Grum"
- Singlespeed: Cos gearing ratios are too complicated for my tiny mind.
- Fixies: How can the people in Shoreditch be wrong?
loads of gears, no idea
"what he said"
"my gear's bigger than yours"
"I wish my gear was this dirty"
"one gear, one braincell"
"I ride singlespeed because I lack opposable thumbs"
"Freddie Starr ate my other gears"
"Sheldon who?"
"insert niche and semi-witty but ultimately only amusing to the terminally geeky comment here"
That last one might be a bit long for a sticker...
I Spin therefore I Win
Its not about the bike (its about the dealer)
Charliethebikemonger tweaked my nipples and fettled my rim
how's about the cyclist's* creed?
"this is my bike, there are many like it, but this one is mine.
my bike is my best friend. it is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
my bike, without me, is useless. without my bike, I am useless.
or an abbreviation thereof:
"this is my bike, there are many like it, but this one is mine."
or
my bike, without me, is useless. without my bike, I am useless.
*originally the rifleman's creed - see Full Metal Jacket
Yes, I work in IT
Thorks
'This sticker is meaningless'
'protected by a super injuction'
'ride one, ride off'
eyes on the pies
Beware, this sticker has sharp edges. Do not touch.
'Caution: May become invisible when riden on the road'
Did you steal my old bike?
I made my choices, now I live with the shame!
there's a nicer bike with just a cable lock at number 42 - steal that one
If seen off-road, call the police
I went to heaven and all I got was this crappy rapture sticker
Built by angels, ridden by demons
This is my GEAR, there are many like it, but this one is mine
RIDECAKETEAREPEAT
This bike has probably been stolen
Edit - add "please call 01929 475 833" for extra customers!
Ridden By Ryan
"I know who rode her but I can't tell you."
How about:
I hate STW. Bunch of middle class whiney cockbags
?
Brand Whore
I've had more bikes than you've had hot dinners.
This IS my hack bike.
Charlie Mongered Me!
if I wanted a 29er I'd have bought a 'cross bike
it aint road tax, its VED.
Spin and Grin, Turn and Gurn
'this is why i'm single'
'stop reading, start riding'
'****ing hippies!'
2:1 since time begun
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