This morning a squirrel knocked a home made cross bow into our garden .
Actually, it doesn't look like it could do much harm, but it has a sight on it and appears to be in a den in a corner of the neighbours garden pointing directly at our preschool kids playhouse and trampoline.
On further investigation I found a small satchel containg a pen knife and stanley craft knife.
This neighbours kid seems to have a bit of form, I heard him get a bollocking for starting a fire in the garden....
So what to do??
I could just take it all and bin it, have a quiet word with the parents or just go nuclear and call the cops?
What would the stw massive do