Only one each,

Oof, actually very hard to narrow it to one…..mmm probably the new Scott FS B+ bike

S Works Enduro again

I’d be torn between a custom Nicolai Ion, or a Liteville 601 and an S-Works Enduro custom build.

New Turner rfx with pike up front, both shocks tuned by avalanche. By then, the rest of the kit almost doesn’t matter.

a custom ton proof tourer.

A carbon Transition Scout if such a thing existed, but seeing as it doesn’t, one of these would do. It is likely to change on a regular basis.

S Works Enduro for me too 😀

Transition suppressor probably

That Ibis is lovely fathomer.

a Nomad slathered in all sorts of bling (boringly)

Struggle with money no object mountain bikes as I’m a very dull mountain biker.

Road bikes, hmmmm. Enigma, Donhou, Mason…..?

But if I’m only allowed one, a very blinged Shand Stoater

Steel framed, custom geo 29+, 135mm front end, versatile dropouts (ss / rohloff / r-mech).

Hmm, put like that, it’s sounding a bit dull really.

Evil Insurgent (and a spare frame for when it breaks).

Reign advanced, carbon wheels, fox 36 and the most stupid expensive SRAM 11sp gruppo.

I’ll have to get back to you on brakes, can’t think of anything more expensive than zee that I’d want.

🙁

The new Turner RFX. And on that note i will be ordering one very soon. I think i will cry with joy and then pain when i see my bank statement. 🙂

S-Works Epic Burry Stander edition.
There’s a couple left in stores in the U.S. But I really can’t justify spending £8k+ on a new bike.

Something made to fit me from carbon and unobtanium.

Turner Czar.

More expensive bikes around, but there’s just something about Turners…

Another td-1 with full xtr 2×10

To go with my singlespeed one.

Best bike ever fact !

MNO? New Evil insurgent, ENVE/240s wheelset, XT 11 group, Tech E2 brakes, reverb, Fox EVOL K X2, Fox 36 K RC2 fork.
Not much change from £7K. Quite modest really.

This week, it’s the: Intense M16 Carbon

And then i’d mince around on it like a total chump……. 😉

That new P7 kitted out with carbon and XTR everything

Carbon Patrol
Push 11-6 shock, super light alloy spring
Fox 36 with Avalanche OB cartridge
XTR Di2 1×11 with XX1 cassette
Hope E4 Race brakes
Enve bars & 50mm stem
Reverb Stealth
Spec Romin Pro
DT 240’s hubs – EX471 rims – Supercomp spokes (no carbon wheels, keep breaking them)

That will do nicely.

Tough one, it’s out of a Shand Stoater, Niner RLT or SC Stigmata. It’s not an easy choice.

A fat bike frame, fork, stem/handlebar from English cycles, then just finished with some nice bits and bobs.

Probably a Capra CF Pro or Yeti SB5c

But ive already bought it 😉

Evil Insurgent with Pikes, XTR gears and bits, Easton Haven carbon wheels, Race Face SixC bits and a Reverb.

Priced up a cheapskate version for me to get in 2017. It’s nice having just what you want.

Nothing already available.
I’d design my own frame, fork and all the components myself.
I’d purchase the best frame building/fork/component manufacturing facilities in the world and employ only the very best skilled workforce. (paying them handsomely).
I’d also buy shimano and sort their shit out while I was at it.
any subsequent profit would be spent to fund the shimano test facility where I’d be appointed head tester.

You can thank me later you unimaginative people.

I’d get someone to make me a monstrous long travel ti 29er hardtail.

Or… It feels really weird to say a Trek, in a dream bike thread, but carbon Remedy 29. Not a classic thing of lust, but I want to ride it, not **** it.

Impressed at that Intense M16 – after years of development andevolvingg their designs, they finally arrived at the V10

Just bought it….

1st ride last night and it’s very much like what I was hoping it would be 😀

I would have an 18.25 cotic solaris ti. 🙂

Not original, but I reckon a full custom Nicolai would be up there.

Or, bung Cy some cash for the drawings and licensing, hire a bloody good welder, and get me a custom Rocket built.

Some sort of insane cargo bike for lugging the kids round.

That silly Mojo Nicolai. Or a Nomad loaded with goodies.

Some custom gnarmac tourer thing. My MTB is pretty sorted for me.

At the minute it’d be that Cervelo R3 disc I seen the other day with SRAM eTap and Zipp 303’s. This’ll probably change tomorrow.

I love my 5 spot but its now got funny wheels and headtube.

So a new Turner RFX would hit the spot very nicely

bad to say? custom orange 5 with full fancy carbon stuff 🙄 🙂