Slack lower jaws, huge foreheads, curved spines, single-figure IQs, one eye….

Hey, I’m not saying Northern people are inbred, just reporting it….

If you’re paying for the flights me and the SO are in 😉
I’ll ask the photographer if we can post the link to his flickr account.

Morvelo – Member
I’m 100% sure posting this on Singletrack will have a wide range of comments but here goes

As Morvélo is a two man band we’re always in need of extra people/riders to feature in our increasing amount of photoshoots and videos. We need:

20-30 year old (ish) male and females.

Surely you are on the wrong forum?
I though it had been established countless times that the average age of this form was nearer 40 than 30 😉

Being ageist was made illegal a few yrs back was it not? One of the reasons why womens(al) motor insurance is rising and costing councils a fortune
Being nearer to 60 than 50 counts me out 😳

lol sam, touche! (though knocking them out while on the bike has to count for something..teeth i mean, not…something else)

I don’t think that’s the kind of shoot they are doing

I’m without doubt the best looking forum member by far and I have tat’s and look younger than what I am..

I don’t get out of bed for anything less than obscene amounts though so you’ll be wanting to contact my agent to draw up a contract..

ciao

they want me and mrsconsequence 😆

anybody else been contacted?

who wants to send me a copy of the iDiet?

Well who wouldn’t?

they want me and mrsconsequence

No they don’t. They want Mrs consequence and you’re baggage.

muppetWrangler

That’s cruel, maybe that can see some kind of styling potential in the quiff and gotee 😉

Obviously Phil,

I’m just jelous as i meet about 1.5 of the key points :- age and can ride a bike badly as last night over the bars incident is testament to 😳

That’s cruel

True, but sometimes it’s the kindest thing

i went for a ride last night, first time in weeks since i bust my left shoulder throwing myself over the bars 😀 i nearly forgot i was riding and leaned forward to kiss the handlebars i missed it so much!

i dont know why i’m wasting time on here, i should be in the mirror practising my blue steel.

I forgot that we had a picture on our demo van, from years ago when I was a pin up for Howies. Live the Life you Love was the tag line. God knows how many years on and I’m still living the life I love.

Are you smoking a fag?

what are you over the hill once you pass 30 ??? age discrimination if you ask me…. im 45 but look 25 (honest i do im SERIOUS

Are you smoking a fag?

Possibly, it ran in MBUK (1999) as a full page advert along with a 4 page editorial on grass roots DH racing with Team Howies.
I really don’t look any different now.