I’m 100% sure posting this on Singletrack will have a wide range of comments but here goes 🙂

As Morvélo is a two man band we’re always in need of extra people/riders to feature in our increasing amount of photoshoots and videos. We need:

20-30 year old (ish) male and females.
Riders (and their bikes) preferred but non-riders always welcome.
Good looking is always a bonus. As are tattoos.
From Brighton ideally as this is where Morvélo is based.
Payment will be in clothing (tees/jerseys etc) having a good laugh and drinks in a pub after.
Flexible as shoots will more than likely be on a weekday but could be on a weekend depending on the availability of our photographer / videographer.

If you’re keen or want to find out more please send pics of yourself (and bike 🙂 to domestique@morvelo.com

Thanks
Oli

Oh, is there an age limit on riding bikes? Silly me. 🙄

Waddles back to knitting …

I live in Devon so I guess that rules me out 🙂 I’m 36 but look 25 😉

Here is me looking gnarl to the gnarl 😉

I have A 31″ WAIST BUT NO SIX PACK 🙁

Give me a ring if your interested :0 LOL

is there a waist – limit? ❓

Good looking is always a bonus. As are tattoos. 20-30 year old (ish) male and females.

I qualify on one out of those five criteria…

CG – No. There’s an age limit for this job. Probably a waist size limit and a minimum amount of hair/head coverage too.

Who wants fat, bald old people in their adverts?

😀

I’m old and fat but have a good head of hair, does that count? 😀

Edit: I obviously don’t qualify for the cool gang!

Fat? You havin a laff? Agreed on the hair though! 😉

Ageist, what about us fat 40ish northers. Eh, pie anyone?

I’m a bit far away, otherwise you’d definitely want me

What sort of pie is it?

what kinda riding will be needed for the shoot? tattoos and right age limit here, not 100% sure on if i’ve got the riding skills needed if you want balls to the wall gnarly style riding…

I dont have any tattoo’s, but if you’re after someone who looks “badass”, I can raise my middle finger and smoke cigarettes with the best of them. I could also wear a cap backwards aswell.

20-30 year old (ish)

I’m shocked and amazed that STW hasn’t come up with any models (pronounced “modells”) yet…

Have you seen the mugshots thread? 😯

[edit]oh hang on, one of the nippers has piped up…

Go for it phil! And mrsc too!

if you want balls to the wall gnarly style riding…

I’d have a look at the new Kinesis site for indicative images.

aye, mrsconsequence is in right age group.. not visibly tattooed if wearing riding clothing but brightly coloured hair, slim, symmetrical face so not too shabby looking.

i wont do topless personally, but mrsconsequence is more daring than myself.

any excuse to be near brighton is welcome as my tattooist lives down there 😀

EDIT – is bike type/make/colour important? i.e full suss for DH style clothing type thinking

I vote for Mrs Consequence, personally. Dunno why……

Who wants fat, bald old people in their adverts?

My favourite bike ad of all time was for Orange bikes, not sure exactly how long ago it was but could well be twenty years. It featured an old fella who may also have been bald but was definitely not fat riding whatever they were trying to sell that year, probably a clockwork. In my then 20something eyes the fella looked to be in his 60’s and I remember thinking I’ve got years to enjoy this bike riding malarkey.

Despite me no longer liking the look of orange bikes I’ll always have a soft spot for the brand partly on the strength of that ad.

I’m 31 pretty well covered in tattoos down my left hand side and have a 32″ waist…. and i skateboard so am instantly cooler than everyone else.

😉

Action shot – just to prove that you don’t need to be young to ride a bike and have fun. 8)

hey passtherizla, i’m mainly covered on my right side, maybe they could photoshop both our heavily tattood sides to create the ultimate in awesome 😀

i once fell off a skateboard, true story.

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@ phil…. above is me not falling off 😉

love your idea… i saw a film once it didn’t go so well… 😉

@passtherizla – Good looking is always a bonus

Sorry fella.

My son does modeling

No tats but loads of piercings, and he is only 15 😥

Looks older, is 5′ 10″ and can ride

Gets £96/hour with his agency.

Edit …. the barsteward

@ Dez I didn’t say I meet all criteria 😉

😀

What sort of pie is it?

A true Northerner would never even ask…

If the job was for Time Team you’d be well sorted.

Or, if you need someone in their fifties…broken nose….shaven legs…miles written on the face, then give me a shout.

plus I’m beautiful!

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My daughters done one job. Again no tats but plenty of piercings. She did a job a very particular ladies catalogue that STW menfolk are keen to look at 😕

Rubbish rider though.

plus I’m beautiful!

And jaundice 😀

That is Andy aka Dufresneorama – handsome chap

most recent photo of me and the ladyconsequence

EDIT – thats massive! apologies and free eye-bleach for all those on STW who have made the mistake of stumbling into the thread!

This thread is so, so wrong.

Phil seems like a nice boy if you ask me.

I can do ‘muddy’ very well;

Hang on one cotton picking rootin tootin moment.

TWO man band….why you so dear then 😉

I’ve downloaded Phil’s photo before he realises his mistake 8)

If you’re keen or want to find out more please send pics of yourself (and bike to domestique@morvelo.com