A couple of weeks ago she managed to cook the head on a Passat, today she managed to break my Yaris’s engine. Nice one Dawn.

you could always teach her how to drive 😉

I saw the title and thought taliban.

Surely well maintained vehicles don’t ‘just break’…

unless they’re french of course

Timber – Yaris are made in France apparently.

thats half way explained then, now for the passat…

Smee- Are we married to the same woman? Janice killed the dual mass flywheel- fortunately a warranty job, but then on top of that Mrs Ambrose has caused approx. £1800:00 worth of bodywork damage to her Passat in the last 6 months. Versus my 750 pounds worth due to a ‘slight mishap’.

My wife, contrary to expectations (it took a lot of lessons and a number of tests for her to pass), has proved to be an impecable driver. I feel really guilty doubting her. She has been most unfortunate in having her car stolen once, a guy drove into hers when she was parked up once and she works in a garden centre so daft old **** are always driving into her car there but as far as her driving goes it’s without criticism.

Unless you’re stuck behind her and need to get somewhere quickly.

Amateurs. My missus wrote off 3 cars in 6 months. After that we were too poor to afford decent cars for years.

Perhaps one of your ‘expert’ diving courses could teach her to change gear so she won’t have drive everywhere in first in future….

Left the handbrake off “her” car when we got back from holiday, which, once I’d got back in the house, half demolished “my” garage, and stoved the back of her car in. £750 worth of body shop work. And I (initially) blamed her for it – “when were you going to tell me you’d reversed into my garage” as I didn’t know what had happened.

Much humble pie (quite rightly) since then.