Just heard “Take a Load of Fanny” on the radio.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMQ6QrsTPfw[/video]

I’m all about the bass. No gerbil.

Iron Maiden, Fear of the Dog.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsmTLkTRQdk[/video]

an ex girlfriend was told by her father when she was a lass that Marvin Gaye’s Sexual Healing was about central heating, and that his father had shot him in a dispute about the complexities of plumbing

Every song my wife ever “sings” has the wrong lyrics lol

Katy Perry – Dark Horse

“She’s obese”

Apparently, it’s “she’s a beast”

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSOMA3QBU0#t=144[/video]

Not lyrics, but from today.

A workman at my wife’s school said ‘Nice boobs!’ to her when she let him in to do some work on the lift.

‘Pardon?’

‘Your velvet DM’s, they’re great!’

Phew.

Me ears are alight

[video]http://youtu.be/1Yn-2YuWMUo[/video]

From “Boys Of Summer”, I can see you, your breasts keep shining in the sun.

And there’s a song on the playlist on 6Music at the moment where all i can hear in the chorus is Life’s a floater.

The Bee Gees singing “you come to me on a submarine” on How Deep Is Your Love?

Four Tops, “reach out I’ll be there” sung by me, a 3yr old as “Bobby bear” 😆

“Scouse me while I kiss this guy”

They even named a website after that one

Iron Maiden, Fear of the Dog.

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!

Me ears are alight

That was on a (Memorex? Maxell?) cassette advert forever ago. “That’s what I think it says, but I’d need to hear it on a $brand”.

Christ, and here it is.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEe0qqPAC6E[/video]

One I thought I had misheard, but hadn’t, is the current abomination that is Ed Sheeran, “When your legs don’t work like they used to before..”

Years ago a pub entertainer singing Hotel California change the lyric:

“On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air”

Changing colitas for clitoris.

Subtly done but my pint went down the wrong way.

Used to love Neil Diamonds ‘Reverend Blue jeans’ when I was a kid…

My mate recently said ” Transformers, robots in the skys!”.
Me – ” no you nugget, it’s robots in disguise”
Him “ohhhhhh right”

Manics – A Design for Life
I wish I had a bottle
Right here in my breaded plaice

Girl at work told me she heard her 10 year old daughter singing

“She can’t sing, she can’t dance
But who cares ‘ she walks like me nana!”

Brilliant

Camping with a few mates, having a drink round the fire, one of them stated singing Metallica’s One. “Doctors in visiting me…”

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWT9tLa15vU[/video]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFqyiquFbPk[/video]

Red hot chilli peppers ‘Badgers and the wicked’

[video]http://youtu.be/g8mnPtldtck[/video]

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight.
Losing my new pigeon.

Sealions on my shirt, thirty years of dreamin.

Aussie rock band Cold Chisel had a great song with the line “Cheap wine and a three day growth” that was repeated a few times. My dad used to sing “Chief Firewater’s teenage dog”. He took the secret of how this could have made sense to his grave.

Steve Winwood

Bring me an Iron Lung.

‘Is this the way to I’m a gorilla’ – made perfect sense to my then 5 year old daughter.

Foolish girl. It’s clearly armadillo.

I heard the chorus starting as “I was only here to stay” and always wondered why the song was called “Oliver’s Army”. 😳

Bob Dylan’s Tiger Lovin’ Blues was a favourite as a kid.

I always thought Macy Gray. ” I wear goggles when I’m not with you” never sounded quite right

Today I was singing along to Phil Collins, “she’s an easy llama”

Daft Punk:

“We love our Mexican love beads”

Insomniac. I’m a Swede. (I must sleep)

“You bawl like a baby in a razor bed”
Dead Kennedys, too drunk to f*ck

“Everytime you go away….you take a piece of meat with you”

Heaven’s Basement
“My little England went to London in the summertime,
with a painted up guitar and the nudist guys” (a new disguise)