I’m afraid you don’t understand. He’d have been wandering along quite happily, he’ll have not seen anyone for hours. Eventually the call of nature would have made itself heard and he’d have checked around to see if anyone is about. Look left, nothing, look right..nothing, spend a bit more time looking about. Absolutely no-one about at all and no chance of them being for ages.
Willy out …MIDDLE AGED WOMAN IN CAR!!!!
No-one can explain why this happens but he could be up mount everest needing a pee and the second he decided to go for one, a troop of girl guides will come round the corner and once he’s started….