ok, but I warn you, they’re not great…
Q how many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A none – they get their technician to do it
Q how does a guitarist change a lightbulb if his technician is otherwise engaged?
A he just holds it still while the world revolves around him
Drummer jokes:
Q what do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A A drummer
A bloke goes into a shop and says “I’d like to buy a guitar”. Shop owner says “You’re a drummer, aren’t you?”
“Yes, how did you guess?”
“This is a chip shop”