You can rustle up an omelette for the veggies. They should be used to it by now
That'd be funny if it weren't true.
Extensive menu with a ton of different beef / chicken / fish etc dishes on, then at the bottom, "vegetarian option also available." F%$£ off.
Point the first, one dish does not constitute an "option," unless your option is "have what you're given or piss off somewhere else."
Point the second, way to make me feel like a second-class citizen; not only do I have no choice whatsoever, but I don't even get the courtesy of knowing what I'll be given. Allergic to something? Don't like something? Hell, don't feel like something today? Tough, you'll have what you're given. Tossers.
And... breathe.
