Judgement Day 😆 😆 😆

God squad again! (sighs)

Supersticious nonsense.

http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter/

that sorts out the god botherers and their bloody "we can prove god exists intelligent design b*ll*cks"

remind me again on the 20th May 2011, cheers

Any particular time colnago kid?

If you let me know, i'll have a word with god to see if he can adjust the programme to fit in with your schedule.

remind me again on the 20th May 2011, cheers

You can remind me again on the 22nd May 2011, cheers.

Not possible i'm afraid. I'll be in hell with all the othe atheists!

Not possible i'm afraid. I'll be in hell with all the othe atheists!

I'm taking a chance here but I reckon I'll still be riding my bike on the 22nd.

The Bible – like Harry Potter for the Romans IMO

That's bollox cos I'm killin everyone on the 14th of april 2010…

oops!

shall it happen twice??

I dunno Simon, see my other identical thread

God is on the telephone? Cool, I need to call him and put him straight on a few things.

Spongebob, anytime after 10am, I dont do early, then Ive got to take the dog out- you know how it is…
Do you want me to remind you to remind me?

Hallelluja, Brothers and Sisters, I have seen the Sign! When I poured my tin of alphabeti spaghetti it spelled out His Name as clear as day. We are saved!

all i can say is thank god i'm an athiest!!! 😆

The Almighty doesn't care too much about spelling and grammar I note… or if he does, the author of that website is in trouble 😆

Has anyone downloaded the books yet ? Will my computer get some nasty religious virus if I do ? Perhaps it will delete all my favorite porn links.

Is it just me, or are they too old to have imaginary friends?

damn, that means i'll die at 31, which is almost middle age. d'you think they'd consider bringing it forward so i dont have to leave 30? It would only be a couple of weeks.

Oh and think of the irony of this crap floating round cyberspace for decades after we've all gone and some advanced race finding it and thinking "they had less than 2 years left and this was the best they could talk about…"

ps. are fixie fakengers exempt from total destruction because they're too cool for skool?

2011 ??—bahhhh !!!! CERN should have the LHC back up to speed before then.

has anyone read that?
any ideas how?

just all of a sudden, there will be nothingness?
or are we talking armageddon and lots of fire and brimstone shizzle?

If you want to know look up Matthew Chapter 24 verse 36 in the Bible.

So there's only one word for Spongebob's link = FAIL! 🙂

I thought Cressers was back then

Sod God, Superman save me!

I've been reading one of the PDFs, and it seems to keep telling me what it's going to tell me and then not telling me it. I gather that in order to be saved you have to learn the timetable for the world supposedly encoded in the bible and that stuff like doing what Jesus said is irrelevant ?

Fantastic. It means that there is no point in me painting the soffits over the weekend.

This is Harold camping, no?

He's been setting dates for the "rapture" for years now…

Harry_the_Spider – Member

Fantastic. It means that there is no point in me painting the soffits over the weekend.

😆

I was going to paint mine before the autumn too.

The IS a god! 😆 😆 😆 😆