He’d get a feeling then have to rush to the toilet to be sick. Every day.
sounds like my best mate..
his was definitely influenced by fourteen pints of scrumpy and 60 roll-ups every evening though..
He used to stay at our place for months on end back in the good old days, waking at 4am every morning for ten minutes to piss and fart like a racehorse, coughing up phlegm with an an ear splitting hack for the whole 10 minutes..
The worst bit was that we knew that with every fresh cough, his stream of pee would be missing the toilet bowl..
Then he’d get up for work at 6am.. sink a pint of cider and head off across the police station car park towards the train station, lighting up his first smoke on the way.. This would invariably cause him to cough til he was sick, often losing his false teeth in the process and causing him to bend down gracefully to scoop ’em back up and put them back in his gob in one stumbling slapstick movement..
his Old Man died last week.. 🙁