Looped a quad bike a few years back (2003?) and landed on my arse mostly.
Lump on one of my bum cheeks like a tennis ball, so went to the doctors. The quack decided to draw the blood off using a needle and syringe, pouring the drawn blood into one of those little cardboard sample pots.
The image of the doctor ditching the inadequate sample pot, and removing a plant from its pot, to use the pot as the receptacle for my blood is I an image that I thought I had eradicated from my memory.
Thanks for bringing it back to life for me…