Just been listening to some of the twoddle on the radio and wish these two were still going

anyone got any downloadable links to mark and lard shows etc

Londons not burning would be a proper brucey bonus

Stop

Carry on

get the same banter on radio 2 with Mark Radcliff and Stuart Maconie
and Lard has his own show on 6 music still talking the same nonsense thankfully

Still makes me laugh don't care how old/corny it is…

ULLO? LAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNNNDDDDAAAANNNNN FIIIIIRE BRIIIIGAAADDDEE????

Frogging; the Canestan Open

Fat Harry White.

Biggedy Biggedy Bong

Ho ho! Five pounds….

I think I actually know this…..

Ten Pence short

is it worth owt?

Absolutely mint, warp, Rabbi Lionel Blair, fat harry, pint of lager and a packet of crisps please, Lard's Animal Sanctuary…

Dobbins or Bobbins?
Figment or Pigment?

The adventures of slim and shady.

Erk Drey & Skel Nonch!

The Shed of Dread

"Only Slightly similar to One Man and His Dog. A frog handler demonstrates his frog's abilities around an obstacle course while Mark narrates. Frogging expert Scroff Crudle is there to give his expert opinion on the events. Frogging used to be a male only event, but at this years Annussol it has been made into a mixed event. The Annussol is the most important event in the frogging calender, followed closely by the Pepto-Bismol."

Geez, those guys were geniuses.
Radio 1 breakfast show's glory days (literally days) for sure!
Lucky enough to have a driving job where I was always on the drive home when they were on in the afternoon too.

I still can't hear the word "flinty" withought imagining spewing noises.

Oooh – one out.

Bit of poo on its bottom.

Pooey anus, I think you'll find.

http://www.scrawnandlard.co.uk/afternoon.htm

..and we have Britney Spears on the line.

"HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKK"

class!!

Best thing Radio 1 ever did.

…was get rid of them! Deeply unfunny.

I'm guessing it went over your head Barney. Never mind, eh?

I have bookmarked various M+L links i have found. Should keep you going….

http://www.biggedybong.com/index.html

http://www.scrawnandlard.co.uk/

http://www.cix.co.uk/~lemoncurry/

http://www.planetbods.org/markandlard/index

http://biggedy99.tripod.com/audio/index.html

You can download their last show here;

http://www.biggedybong.com/the_last_final_show.html

The Southern Yeti
I'm guessing it went over your head Barney. Never mind, eh?

If so, it's only because I ducked out the way to avoid it. 😀

Brilliant I thought funny as hell.

Use to piss myself when Lard had his piano and he'd play along to Robert Miles' Children.

anyone got a clip of that?

[audio src="http://www.cix.co.uk/~lemoncurry/ra/DavidBowie-SpaceOddity.mp3" /]

😆

The graveyard shift was formative.

Lard – "Is it Naterly Ambruglia, Naterly Umbruglia, Naterly Embruglia…..Is it Billy Mark?"

What you really need is a bit of Butch Schlong and Snatch Friggit 😀

Skinning the Competition……ALIVE.
I still look back on M+L as probably the best radio ive ever heard. A very 'Northern' sense of humour, utterly lost on anyone south of the Peak District. Quite how they got away with the sheer filth that was Fat Harry, and his Bedford Rascal i'll never know….
When you think of the talentless guff on Radio One these days (thats you Fearne Cotton, Greg James, Matt Edmondson, Dev, etc) it makes you realise just how good, but misunderstood they were. Genius.

STOP. Carry On.

off to London Village………

Soft Top Bedford Rascal hhhhmmm mmmmmmmmmm.

Pure Genius.

"So what will you be feeding this abandoned giraffe on then, Lard?"

"Fish Fingers"

I still look back on M+L as probably the best radio ive ever heard. A very 'Northern' sense of humour, utterly lost on anyone south of the Peak District.

Speaking as someone who lives in Wiltshire I think you'll find the humour translates very well. I remember being out in the car returning from a client visit listening to M&L doing 'Slim and Shady', and actually having to pull over for ten minutes 'cos I honestly couldn't see where I was going I was laughing so much. Brilliant humour, the likes of Moyles and Lamb are rank amateurs, with heavy emphasis on the word 'rank'.

Moyles- what a fat 'kin waster with his little band of simpering puffs.

Mark and Lard were wasted on radio 1. To get Harry White broadcast at peak times was simply genius.

What about me braiiiins?
And rare appearances by the mighty Bolton Bullfrog. Happy days.

A very 'Northern' sense of humour, utterly lost on anyone south of the Peak District.

Oh here we go…

Utter bollocks. M+L's humour was very British, with 'Northern' colloquialisms. I've never ventured byond the M25*, and I got it. 😀

*No need!

Moyles- what a fat 'kin waster

Ah Moyles, used to follow M+L. After listening a couple of times, the radio would get switched over as soon as M+L's show ended. Chris Moyles' show was just completely shit.

fat harry "…pulled out prematurely and left me completely unsatisfied"

anecdotal really 😆

ps countzero's right, moyles is from leeds and it doesn't stop him being s**t

WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

Single Bloke, I don't wanna be a single bloke
I'm so desperate I could do it with an artichoke

I can remember them doing it to the band who did the original when they were in session and the band struggled to start the next tune from laughing

Is it Sheena Easton Mark???

Elfin – I think you've been trolled there!
I almost bit too….

"Thats the badger" being a common phrase in the OAB household (including 5 year old).