Answers on a postcard please?

Picking his nose?

Clapping?

Rusty Mac – Member

Picking his nose?
Is he getting a new one of those too?

Gangnam Style ?

A new Cove Bike!

hand to gland combat?

Don’t you mean transplant? Sorry to be pedantic.

my guess is having some personal time and it feeling like someone else.

wattsymtb – Member
my guess is having some personal time and it feeling like someone else.

Technically, is that a homosexual H*** J**? Or because its his hand now its ok?

(no offense ment in the posting of this comment, it’s merely an observation)

2 five knuckle shuffles

…pursuing a carreer as a Sooty & Sweep tribute act?

getting the vibrate function installed.

Jazz hands….louie spence style

Not leaving his spare glove on random railings?

feeding the horses?

finally keeping his watch on?

as said before “Transplant”

Unless he’s had a vibrator implanted in to his hand??

Saw this on the news. Holding his grandson’s hand, apparently.

No word about the rest of the grandson.

Sever the little bugger right.

A nice cup of tea and a biscuit.

Sorry folks, transplant, not implant, it’s still somebody else’s hand 😀

Kryton57 – Member

wattsymtb – Member
my guess is having some personal time and it feeling like someone else.

Technically, is that a homosexual H*** J**? Or because its his hand now its ok?

(no offense ment in the posting of this comment, it’s merely an observation)

..depends if he was given a man’s hand or a lady’s one.

Doing press-ups?

… punching whoever caused him to lose his hand.

Doing the Electric Boogaloo?

Saw this on the news. Holding his grandson’s hand, apparently.

No word about the rest of the grandson.

Sever the little bugger right

I don’t know whether that was intentional but it was definitely funny.

…pursuing a carreer as a Sooty & Sweep tribute act?

Genuine LOL, well done!

Not having to sit on it so it feels like someone elses.

Counting to more than five.

Is it a transplant if there was no old hand to replace?

^ He did have an old hand – it was damaged beyond repair by gout. I think what makes it a transplant is when it comes off some body else.

I don’t know but on the news his wife seamed very excited about his new hand. Perhaps the other hand or the pre-amputation one didn’t excite her?

A tub of vaseline, a jazz mag and five mins of quiet time?

(feels like some else, doesn’t it…)

Edit: beaten to it by SSStu (he always did beat me to it, little monkey)

getting away with murder.

EDIT: Hmmm that doesn’t work does it?

getting fitted up with murder perhaps?!

Interesting though as he has opened himself up to risk there. Do you think he asked the police to check the new hand against the fingerprint database?

Wiping his own arse?
I suspect wifeys tired of it by now.

Rust Mac they even have him on drugs in case his nose rejects it.

…changing the belt on his VW Beetle?

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=BQhfcdQf1QA[/video]

Knocking one out ?

Interfacing with the bionic woman on the net( baby I’ll do yours and you do mine)

This story reminds me of and is sort of the inverse of this old news article.

It just wouldn’t feel right touching your wife with it?