Do you ever get that man problem at random times of the day that means you can’t leave your desk? Espicially since there are numerous women in the office who may faint start laughing. How does one deal with such a problem? 😕 😀

You need a Prince Albert. The other sort, not the bike, but you might want one of those too.

I just turn the buzzing probe off.

Think of Maggie Thatcher, that should sort it

Is this the urge to construct airfix at your desk?

I don’t fight the urge, just go for it.

A link to a rather rude, but pretty SFW image of a well known cartoon mouse

Not anymore.

Just switch on STW ,it will be gone in seconds 🙂

,it will be gone in seconds

or if not, it might become a bit the strangest.

Preventative Massage in the morning ?

or if not, it might become a bit the strangest.

Big of you to confess online Stoner ,#gethelpnow 😀

I used to get it in History lessons at school. Really annoying. Especially as the teacher was a fat old bloke. I put it down to boredom.
(Funny how you remember these things 30odd years later eh?)

I remember being fourteen years old and in the throes of puberty, sat in a classroom when the teacher asked me to go and open a window.

“Erm, I can’t right now Miss…” 😳

^^ I think I can explain that one!

OP – You are Prince Andrew and I claim my five pounds.

Just imagine Teresa May in a dominatrix outfit
That should kill your boner instantly

@ElShalimo

That has just had the opposite affect on me

My son is 15 and, if he’s anything like I was at that age his body will be flooded with testosterone. I’m wondering if I can persuade him to donate a pint of his blood just so that I can experience being 15 again for a few hours. Might not be the same blood group though…

if I can persuade him to donate a pint of his blood just so that I can experience being 15 again for a few hours.

Does it use that much??

@Jef
Go and sit on the naughty step and have a think about what you’ve just done.

Those in my office … nope. Too ugly.

Put me off going to office.

😯

I haven’t done anything yet. The stationary cupboard is currently engaged.

sorry, I’ll just be a minute.

i usually flip the desk over, that gets some odd looks…

i had this once when on a train going through Germany. some woman, about 45~ish sat opposite. she so clocked on to it. i knocked one out.

alpin – Member

i had this once when on a train going through Germany. some woman, about 45~ish sat opposite. she so clocked on to it. i knocked one out.

Won’t she have noticed that even more?

SiB….from your son?? That is wrong on so many levels…

nah, she clearly couldn’t see once he was done

Think of Maggie Thatcher, that should sort it

Or you’ll devlope a pavlovian response

there are numerous women in the office

women work in offices?

who may faint start laughing

i’d be more worried of blokes laughing. err, or fainting.

A few minutes into a sauna session, alone in the cabin, when in comes a vision of Austrian womanhood (blonde, pneumatic, hourglass figure etc) and plants herself on the bench beside the door… i’m on the top bench opposite – you try to be nonchalant but Prof Jnr has other ideas. I nearly melted in there before she left, i tell ya!

Time for a selfie…

Claim to have a sciatica and walk out hunched over, only to hop and skip back in with a relieved face on.

Somebody needs to register with the username “tumescent”.

…or “disobedient”.

Just imagine Teresa May in a dominatrix outfit