Happy to volunteer myself as the first candidate.
We had a new carpet fitted in the youngest daughter’s bedroom today. Two guys arrived, introduced themselves quite briefly, and asked to be shown to the room. I took them there and explicitly stated, “Can you keep the existing carpet intact when you take it out, please? I’ve got someone wanting to buy it, it’s just the right size for their room.”
“No problem mate, where do you want us to put it?”
I suggested the garage, offered a brew (no, we’re fine) and was then fairly bluntly instructed to leave them to it.
Shortly thereafter I noticed one of the guys bringing slices of carpet down and taking them to the garage. It had already been a fairly shit day up to that point anyway, so I just sat on the sofa, rubbing my temples and wondering what to do. If they’d cut it up, there’d be no point complaining about it, would there? It’s not like they could magic it back into a complete carpet again.
Eventually, and fuelled by thoughts of my furious wife asking “Why the hell didn’t you complain to them?”, I thought I should pipe up and ask why they’d cut up the carpet, when I’d asked them to save it.
“Oh, that? That was the underlay mate. I’ll bring the carpet down in a minute. Nightmare getting that out in one piece.”