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That cows only got one udder!

langylad – Member
arnold schwarzenegger is being questioned by a reporter about his favourite holiday season. He replies,’christmas is ok, but i still love easter baby’

Please, somehow for the sake of my frazzled mind, link that to “hasta la vista baby”. 😕

Welshfarmer gets it for me. Marvellous.

A magical tractor was driving along when suddenly it turned into a field.

Crime in multi storey car parks… wrong on so many levels.

Please, somehow for the sake of my frazzled mind, link that to “hasta la vista baby”.

It needs a bit of accent/dialect, think
” A sti’ lv ista baby”

What’s the difference between a rhino and an orchestra?

A rhino’s got horns at the front and the arseh0le’s at the back

(School band horn section humour)

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

An associate of mine is an aspiring artist.
He showed me one of his most recent works, his depiction of the ‘last supper’.
I couldn’t help but notice that one of the apostles was missing from the picture, and in his place there was a six-pack of lager and a bottle of jack Daniels.

Pointing this out, I asked “Whats the meaning of this?”

“Oh, that’s Judas’s carry-out”