X-Factor Arrrrrghh

Pass me a pint of bleach and some paper so I can slice my own tongue off…

It’s where dreams come true.

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Rusty Spanner.

I left the room.

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Talkemada

Well the wife just has which means I can now turn over. Thank god for that.

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B ynnaD

It’s a new low for Sunday night tv. It’s even shitter than Top Gear.

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The Hamster.

It gets worse. Strictly starts on Saturday.

Cool Hand Luke on ITV4

Yeah, I’m finding that being in a different room works well

If you want to hear some vocal acrobatics that are genuinely impressive, I recommend BBC 4 right now, Tristan and Isolde.

Have a peak at channel 5. ………..

It annoys me. I am watching Footloose now…

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featuring

Ted Danson

Yours,
Darcy’s Bustle. 😀

Courtesy of the rather funny Dai Lama.

Do television sets not come equipped with off buttons these days?

RS 🙂

Thankfully I usually have a bunch of stuff backed up on the box to watch Sunday evening, so I can avoid such crap.

@benji – they do indeed. Unfortunately Mrs Danny does not however and for the sake of marital bliss she gets to watch the odd pile of shit on the condition that there is no negotiation over certain football matches, the Grand Prixs (including qualifying and the whole post race show), any Ashes test etc.

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Danny B

Why are you watching if it invokes such fear and loathing

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Whateveryouwanttocallme

Ah buy another telly or go do something else less boring instead 😉

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John Noakes

Thanks for the money
Keep Voting Suckers

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Simon C

Can an X Factor aficionado answer me this question – don’t they have the stupid auditions anymore?
I must say I only caught a few moments of it while I was on my laptop and thought ah, well it’ll be amusing for 5 minutes – but it seems to be taking itself rather seriously now, which removed any entertainment value whatsoever. Had to switch over rather quickly.

At least Strictly Cum Dancing has some nice bods to admire. Might tune in even though I don’t have to anymore!

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Gary B

I clicked this thinking it would have been another wheelsize debate the same people repeating the same thing on and on and on and on and on again.
Both have the same affect turn the telly/computer off 😐

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LoCo B 😛

As Master Of The House it is up to you to ensure that this dross does not affect the impressionable mind of your wife or children. Assert your manliness and insist that this filth is banished from your home forever more!

Can an X Factor aficionado answer me this question – don’t they have the stupid auditions anymore?

occasionally let the mrs watch the early ones last series (while I was doing bike/pc stuff) and they still had plenty of “look at these freaks” sections.

Last night we watched CHL, well first half, will watch the rest soon.

Mrs. TRH was engrossed. I went riding.

Yours

MJ808e

This is why night rides were invented.

Cheers,

Lionel Blair.

If you’re struggling come next Saturday or Sunday, feel free to post a picture of your remote control and I’ll tell you which button to press to resolve this problem.

Alternatively post a picture of the floor plan of your house and I can tell an appropriate escape route.

JamieA

I let the missus watch this kind of shizzle coz she says exactly the same about me watching ‘Enterprise’ at 7 every weekday evening on PICK TV

[ducks for cover]

Although she did recently research the 5 worst episodes of aforementioned series and has asked me to call her in when they crop up!

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oh and
Kind Regards

The Dark Knight

This is why night rides were invented.

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Lionel Blair.

+1

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Rolf Harris

I have nothing to add.

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Adam B.

my list of things to do instead of watching crap on television:

1)anything else
2)see above
3)keep it legal and use protection

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The Deadly Southern Rudeboy Fredfinnsafety Tandem Jamie Jeremy Yeti B