Claridges? A proper posh hotel, and they do special offers. I’d like to stay there for a couple of nights.
Or I could offer you a unique Council Estate Experience in a genuine authentic ‘sink’ estate in London’s East End, complete with Crack Prostitute neighbour, drug dealing outside, ASBO kids and a local LiDLs. Very close to transport links (Blackwall Tunnel Approach and 309 bus stop). All amenities such as fully working toilet, running water and Wireless internet and Sky TV included (don’t tell me neighbour though). Decorative mouldings. Genuine leatherette sofa. Electric lighting (comes on when outside landing lights timer switches on). Fully stocked offie just downstairs; great choice of hand-delivered local food produce.
£250 a night pp. Money up front.