Why do loved-up mates get the hump when you point it out to them that they no longer come down the pub & in general just drop completely off the radar..

By all means get coupled-up but don’t ignore or forget your mates.

Bad form IMO.

Which one of them do you fancy?

Yep, it is annoying.

Too much self obsession going on.

He’s a hairy fecker & she’s fat so neither!

Let’s play “spot Mr. No-girlfriend”. I win!

😉

He likes spending time with her more than he likes spending time with you.

Dry your tears and get over it 😉

Who said I don’t have a girlfriend?

Strange most men prefer sex with women, not fellow cyclists.

Get over it.The mr Right will be along sooner rather than latter.

I had a beer with a Fred/Rudeboy who got banned from here.

He was all loved up but still managed to meet me for a beer.

i guess it must just be your company he is avoiding 😉

Make it a special night for yourself.

Left handed.

Happy people make me sick… start spreading lies about them, sooner it’s over the sooner normal life can resume. You need to prioritise what really matters….

wait until they have kids… you won’t be allowed in the door

Bad form not supporting someone’s happiness as they make the most of a good start to a relationship IMO

I got married as I couldn’t shag my mates, plus they never cooked for me…

It could have all been so different

Do you have any other friends you could go to the pub with

Alternatively from CFH advice, lye on your right arm until it goes to sleep. Proceed to knock one out using your right arm. The benefit is you can’t feel your arm so it feels like someone else is jerking you off.

Am I reading this correctly? CFH is offering up his left hand as consolation to the OP?? 😯

😆

Nooooo! Just that using one’s left hand may make it feel like someone else is doing it. 🙂

No back peddling now CFH!…Even my 6 year old pointed at the screen and enquired “Dad, is that man a bit…’Boy George'”?

Edit – That was a lie, I am child-free this wkend 😆

or youcould lie on your cock until it goes to sleep, then it feels like your jerking someone else off 😯

^^ 😆 😆

Nooooo! Just that using one’s left hand may make it feel like someone else is doing it.

Not when you discovered w*****g when you were a young lad and your right arm was in plaster.
I’m ambidextesour until it gets to the vinegar strokes then i just have to finish with the left. 😯 😆

My girlfriend was all loved up for the first year, she got over it.

Good job really, I found it very annoying.

Back to the OP’s point, it is perfectly possible to maintain social relations with friends whilst in the ‘loved up’ zone. Personally I think it’s the more selfish folk that drop there friends. More concerned with there little world than that of others.

Vermin every last one of them, IMNVHO

I’m ambidextrous until it gets to the vinegar strokes then I just have to finish with the left

You win one whole internet.

😆

jonah jonto, post of the thread

Edit, torn now with singlespeedstus post

You could combine slowmart’s advice with jonah tonto’s then it would be like the others were having fun in your absence.
What was the question?

Surely using this would be most like having someone else do it for you?
(albeit a dead person)

A voyeuristic solo tank

I’m intrigued, girlfriends away too

I thought this was yet another nostalgic ravers in their middle age thread

Has anyone suggested a good, old fashioned threesome yet?

Both hands AND the cat? 😯

llama – Member

I thought this was yet another nostalgic ravers in their middle age thread

Has anyone coined a phrase for middle aged nostalgic ex ravers yet?

I’ve been thinking about seeing if our local unlicenced warehouse scene is still going but i’d be a bit unsure of how to intrudce myself to the yoot.
Maybe if we had a phrase that summed it up it might help. 😆

stu, just rock up and crack on.

Back in the day there was always some old codger sweating like a pig with his shirt off on the dance floor looking like a proper pillock.

It was acceptable then, I’m sure it’ll still be ok when you do it now 😀

Back in the day there was always some old codger sweating like a pig with his shirt off on the dance floor looking like a proper pillock.

I’m fully aware of this.

Just not sure i want to be him. 😆

You’d need a whistle and an unusual hat as well, and a silly name….

Spaceman Stu or something

Laughed a lot, most amusing… 😉

CFH….fancy a pint sweetheart…?

Back to the OP’s point, it is perfectly possible to maintain social relations with friends whilst in the ‘loved up’ zone. Personally I think it’s the more selfish folk that drop there friends. More concerned with there little world than that of others

This. Spot on. May I add perhaps immature..?

Ive been very guilty of ditching buddies in the past for a girl & its not on. I would never do it again.

Dont forget your mates, there the ones who pick you up & put you back on your feet when you need someone to help you to do it.

Bad form not supporting someone’s happiness as they make the most of a good start to a relationship IMO

At what point did I say I wasn’t? Im very happy for my pal, I just miss my old drinking buddy who now he’s loved up doesnt have the time of day for even a swift one…

Fnarr fnarr!