How can I do it painlessly and with dignity? No, I can't run away... And no pics, defo!
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Lost bet - balls shaving time :-(
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Sorry, explain!!!
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MTFU and have the boys waxed.
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Wet shave and very gently, had to do the lot for an op once.
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could be worse...
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do mine all the time, man up and wet shave
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Waxing would offer the best sound effects. 'mm mm mm mm mm ARRRRRRGH!'
Try a cutthroat, it'll be a good test of hand steadiness. Who did you place the bet with?
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Trim first. Go with the hairgrowth, never against. Get some loose fitting pants and ant-scratch mittens to wear for the next fortnight as it grows back.
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just attach the grippy half from a strip of velcro to the bottom of your bannister and then alight legs akimbo and at great speed!
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i did mine in immac once.......................... once
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stupid borked website
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An epilator is the only tool for this job.
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Do mine all the time too. Cold water so the skin is taught makes it easier
Ooh it was that cold you grate cheese on me scrote
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just get on with it. BIC and a handful of foam.
They'll feel super sensitive when she tickles them later......
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One has got to ask the question,
WHY, if not for sexual gratification of either you or your partner,
and then another question
WHY, would you want the world to know,
and then another question,
WHY are you doing it if not for question 1 above.
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Lost the bet, my punishment is shaving my gonads. She's rather excited so there's hope on the horizon
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get her to do it
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shave blindfolded for the extra adrenilin hit
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shave blindfolded for the extra adrenilin hit
yeah, right...Posted 2 years ago # -
Get pissed and use a cut-throat....what could possilby go wrong?
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Too much http://.
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Sorry. Corrected.
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Use the trimmer bit of an electric and BE CAREFUL!
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Hairychested - Member
Ian Munro - Member
An epilator is the only tool for this job.In reply.
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Use a beard trimmer or similar to deal with the length, then wet shave. Before you do that buy a decent razor (Bics not recommended). And be careful.
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what was the bet?
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Do mine all the time. In the words of doctor Evil, "There's nothing quite as liberating as a freshley shawn scrotum, its breathtaking i surgest you try it!"
It is both liberating and breathtaking, but I do recomend you take a long hot bath first, use a little shaving foam and a fresh razer blade, preferably a saftey blade like the popular mach range.
Waxing isnt recomended for men, as the risk of a subsiquent ingrowing hair on your sac is quite high aparently.
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For an added tip use tea tree and mint shaving foam for that lovely tingle
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Grimy - Member
Do mine all the time. In the words of doctor Evil, "There's nothing quite as liberating as a freshley shawn scrotum, its breathtaking i surgest you try it!"It is both liberating and breathtaking, but I do recomend you take a long hot bath first, use a little shaving foam and a fresh razer blade, preferably a saftey blade like the popular mach range.
Waxing isnt recomended for men, as the risk of a subsiquent ingrowing hair on your sac is quite high aparently.
Are you just a roadie that didn't know where to stop?
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How can I do it painlessly and with dignity? No, I can't run away... And no pics, defo!
The dignity bit would have been easily solved by not posting about it on here...
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pour petrol on them > light = hairless
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nuke your balls from outerspace, it's the only way to be sure!
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Right, it was snooker-related.
To call having to bring a razor near my jewels exciting would've been an understatement. At the moment I'm wondering what to do next, stick with fluffy or smooth. My wife says she likes it either way (but why the hell is she still laughing?) so no help from there.
Pics won't be posted as I ensured no cameras presence whilst applying the old Wilkinson and minty shaving cream.
FAIW I'm considering shaving my head as it seems to add a couple of inches Posted 2 years ago # -
Don't use peroxide on your sensitive regions like Veet.
Burns you could tolerate on your chest maybe but on your balls?
I would use an electric trimmer with the blade set back as much as possible and then finish off by gillette razor with sensitive shaving cream.
Are you a roadie? hell I'd wouldn't shave my legs let alone balls.
How do you have to prove this in your bet? get the winner's wife to do it?
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There is just too much info on this thread.
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FAIW I'm considering shaving my head as it seems to add a couple of inches
?!?
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Good Grief, you do make a big deal out of nothing...
Most Muslim men and women shave their bits, it's not a big deal, you won't turn into a pumpkin at midnight, it's like a haircut....
I used to do it, but only because racing in European summer temps left me red raw despite lathering on the chammy cream...
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Bottle of Vodka and a belt sander, the method chosen by real men*
*probably best not tried!
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