My dog isn’t sarcastic.
I sniffed an abandoned bag in a public place and got shouted at by some random person – what next.
I don’t get why some people like bingo, should I call the police.
I know a workshy Englishman is he really an undercover immigrant.
My neighbour smokes I don’t like smoke will the council stop them.
I need a luxury watch wtf..

Given no one with an ounce of intelligence or reality would raise most of the subjects one here I conclude you are terrorists conversing your evil plans in code using a public cycling forum to fly under the radar…. at least this would indicate your posts had some value to them however evil their aims..

Can we have a weekly nutjob, nimbly, reality failure award for the best most pointless thread, so far bag sniffing dogs or sarcastic dog owners are close to win this week..

Where can I buy a ladder?

Sarcastic things people say to dog owners.

Sarcastic things dog owners say.

What tyre for….

The list is endless.

I need a saw…. Oh hang on a minute…

been sharing Russel Brands medications?

Can we have a weekly nutjob, nimbly, reality failure award for the best most pointless thread,

I took a vote and thus far, you’re winning.