Swordfish! Do I win £5?

These jokes are aprawning and this thread is a load of crab.

Yes, we have spawned a monster, but don’t read it if you’ve haddock ’nuff.

An update: If I’m herring things right the driver wasn’t speeding and police are floundering for an explanation. Salmon must have seen it and can help with the investigation. The driver is uninjured but may have pulled a mussel.

I guess he was just having one of those dace

Fed up with people trying to mussel in on these threads, no doubt some of you will be waiting with baited breath for the next one.

no doubt some of you will be waiting with baited breath for the next one.

Indeed! I’m perched on the edge of my seat!

This thread is all over the plaice!

Flipping Hake. Make it stop!

So there was a crash on a roed, nothing more than I would have eggspected….sea what I did there combining two threads from one incident this mornaying.

None of these have me Kraken up. You’ve over-roached yourselves.

Really I am having a whale of a time. If someone had fallen over that lot they would have ended up lionfish in the roe.

I reckon the driver might have needed a puffer’f his cigarettes after to calm his nerves.

Has anyone tuna d in on the radio for an update?

I bet he felt like a right clown but hopefully he has not made too many anemones.

He might need to go back to school it might kelp.

I have trawled my brains for some batter ones.

I am not kraken up either, maybe he hydra planed and it got nessy.
I bet he was glad to hear the sirens.

He should get his skates on and get that lot cleared up. Things are looking bleak for the traffic.

Bet you he felt like a right plankton. He could have Krilled someone.

Spilling all that fish! The fish and chip shop owners will batter the lorry driver