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  • Look, it's perfectly simple…..
  • CaptainFlashheart
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    The cream goes on first THEN the jam.

    philconsequence
    Free Member

    depends on the sexy party old flashy… us kids like to mix it up nowadays 😉

    thepurist
    Full Member

    HOURS too early Captain. Wait until 3pm at least.

    TheSouthernYeti
    Free Member

    I thought you were posh!

    edd
    Full Member

    Here here! Cream then jam.

    captaincarbon
    Free Member

    Im with Flashy, definately cream it up first.

    psychle
    Free Member

    Jam then cream please… 🙄

    Nice smooth smear of jam on first, then an enormous dollop of clottted goodness on top… YUUUUMMMM! 8)

    Right, I’m off to make some scones…

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    Is this our annual reminder Flashheart ?

    You’re a bit early this year.

    CaptainFlashheart – Member

    Clotted cream on first, then some top notch jam on top.

    Anyone who puts jam on first is an evil wrongdoer.

    That is all.
    Posted 8 months ago

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Butter. Then jam. Then cream.

    tadeuszkrieger
    Free Member

    Nouveau riche and really trying too hard = Cream then jam.

    Old money = Tea and cupcakes at the Soho on Wardour St.

    iDave
    Free Member

    Concern over this issue, particularly in relation to what other people off the internet do = gaping void, sign of deeper issues 😉

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    The cream goes on first THEN the jam.

    I suspect you spend your summers harranging (sp?) old ladies in the tea rooms at National Trust properties for their scone etiquette failings.

    montylikesbeer
    Full Member

    always jam first then the cream, its cream tea law

    ahwiles
    Free Member

    gentlemen don’t need laws, they have manners.

    mazz
    Free Member

    Jam THEN cream.

    (and what’s with adding butter …that’s just WRONG WRONG WRONG)

    Del
    Full Member

    and that’s only law if you live too far in the south of the country and have 6 fingers.
    1. cream.
    2. jam.

    don’t even get me started on butter. good grief. 😯

    fadda
    Full Member

    It’s a Devon/Cornwall thing. Cream first here, coming from dartmoor (originally…)

    toby1
    Full Member

    Right – getting my bake on on Friday night now before gardening saturday – these will make the perfect snack.

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Hang on – how are you supposed to spread jam on a scone when it’s covered in slippery cream? The physics doesn’t make sense. Surely spreading is made much easier if you put the substance with highest shear resistance on the bottom?

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    spread jam on a scone?

    you just a dollop on top from the spoon, surely?

    google images is fairly divided on the correct way to do it;

    http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=e2l&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&biw=1598&bih=829&site=search&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=scone+%2B+jam&aq=f&aqi=g2&aql=&oq=

    iDave
    Free Member

    you don’t spread the jam, you put a big dollop of it on top of the cream!

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Then how does it get to the edges of the scone?

    BTW it’s a good thing this is happening via text and we’re not arguing over sconn/scohn

    joolsburger
    Free Member

    You put the cream in a pot add jam to that and dollop the mix on.

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    If the clotted cream is thick enough, the jam will spread on it. It’s about having the right tools.

    molgrips
    Free Member

    I don’t like clotted cream.

    And the cream is materials not tools.

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    And the cream is materials not tools.

    Sorry, I forgot it was you mol…by tools I mean using the spoon with the right curvature…or a wide enough knife. Keep up now.

    allthepies
    Free Member

    Proper clotted cream is thicker than jam therefore it goes on before the jam. It’s all about the spreading you see.

    5thElefant
    Free Member

    Cream, then cream, then more cream, then jam (if you can’t get any more cream on).

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Sorry, I forgot it was you mol

    Lol! 🙂

    bagpuss72
    Free Member

    How can you spread the jam on properly on top of the cream? 😯

    Jam THEN cream and no butter and Earl Grey Tea please…. x

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    I sometimes mix the jam and cream on a saucer and then spread it on the scone.

    tadeuszkrieger
    Free Member

    oooh, I do that as well, just mixed enough so it goes swirly and stripey.

    Tracker1972
    Free Member

    Has to be really thick clotted cream, therefore cream has to go on first or it simply slides off the jam when you try to apply! The jam can then be gently mushed into the top of the (approximately 1/2 inch thickness, I really like it) clotted cream to taste.
    Thin smear of butter on the scone because all bready products need lubrication with butter or margerine. They just do, but I will concede that bit is more my own preference…

    bagpuss72
    Free Member

    Which jam though? Got to be something red it looks better I was given blackcurrant once in the Lakes I haven’t got over it yet!! *dry hacks*

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Marmalade is nice sometimes.

    bagpuss72
    Free Member

    Ooooooooh actually never tried that that sounds yummy with all the chunky bits I’m starving now!!

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    bagpuss72 – Member
    Which jam though?

    Home made strwaberry or Tiptree Little Scarlet.

    bagpuss72
    Free Member

    Tiptree Little Scarlet? *googles* OMG They do a Rhubarb and ginger YUM

    downshep
    Full Member

    Dinna fret, first chew and it’s all mixed up anyway.

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