It’s the replacement for my sadly departed (cracked seatstay) Commencal Titane, It’s taken 6 months to come in which time I’ve bought a Bfe which I’m loving with me Reverb and soon to be installed Bos Deville’s so what should I do with this?

Give it to me. Go on, I deserve it.

But your name’s Tom. I’d feel like I was letting down some fella called Hugo (dunno why they’ve laser-etched Hugo into it tbh).

Its got a bent tube, sent it here and I’ll check it out for you.

It’s ok, I’ll buff it out with a Brillo pad, then write my name on. With a compass. I’ll send you my address….

With a compass

[Pedant] Tisk tisk. You mean ‘pair of compasses’ [/Pedant] 😉

No I think he means the navigation aid – he’s a crazy kind of guy…

D’oh!

Aha! Actually, I mean compass, the thing that tells you where north is! Honest, it’s going to take me aaaages. Good job I only have a 3 letter name.

Andy, great minds…..

Possibly aren’t present here!

You will have to make sure you are facing north when you do it or the needle will keep spinning away. Not sure how you will work that out though 😕

Edit: or fools never etc etc 8)

Magnets are involved and necessary, though my gcse physics escapes me as to how or why, so swearing will also be involved. And probably blood and tears. Then a tantrum.