is not = isn’t = is not
does not in any way = doesn’t = does not
Babylonian = Copper = Police Officer

I’ll let the forum continue to contribute to this (hopefully) growing dictionary resource 😀

Lol at this thread. Can’t imagine what started it…

sorry… ’tis not a pop at our beloved RB, I understand him perfectly, but apparently some old folk struggle… so thought I’d help out a bit 😉

does not in any way = disnae
is not = Isnae
Babylonian = Busy

was not = Was not.
Coon’t = Couldn’t = Could not. (No, not what you were thinking…)
Din’t = Did not.
Haddunt = had not.
Ittud = It would.
Bastard= quite a few things, actually. Eg; ‘This bastard thing won’t budge’; ‘That jacket is proper bastard’; ‘My old mayn’s a bastard, ‘e wears a bastard ‘at’.

Vayn
Mayn
Braawdbaaynd.
Slaaayg!

There are many more.

Cheap = Expensive.
Reasonably priced = Very expensive.
Innocent Brazilian = Guilty Terrorist.

Now now…

laaaaaverly – average
pukkka – something that’s not pies 😯
innit – eskimo
shizzle – ? sooty, acid rain ?

…but apparently some old folk struggle.

He he, yeah, they need all the help they can get. They need to watch more Eastenders.

Ridiculously rose tinted view of a slag heaped slum spilling into to a turd filled brown soup of a river = Londoner

landan = dump
landener = stig of the above

dijical.
for everyone else it’s ‘digital’ but for special people it’s ‘dijical’ as they like to see themselves as different from others and worthy of their own special language, even though it makes them sound like a 5year old trying to speak while sucking it’s thumb.

Babylonian = Copper = Police Officer

Only if your name is Rasta Rudy and you blame the babylonians for your exodus from Zion.

To everyone else, babylons means a lovely pairs of knockers.

……. and babylonians a “a whole mountain range of breasts ”

liccle = little
aks = ask
blood = brother/friend

DrP

Funny how Landan seems to get such attention on a MTB’ing forum, considering our sport is about getting out in the countryside away from places just like Landan…

that’s cos RB got the biggest gob of all…

“Lifelong Liverpool fan” = glory hunter

glory hunter

A common quote from someone whose shite team never win **** all… 😉

Nice fish.

Just out of interest…why do you support Liverpool?

Some of me mum’s family hailed from Merseyside, and Liverpool were kind of the ‘family’ team. Them and Tranmere Rovers. As there was no footbally influence from me dad, I chose Liverpool. They also play in red, which was me favourite colour.

I once wanted to be a fire engine.

One ov me mam’s frends once got tipsy on sangria, so natchurally I is a lifelong Barcelona fan.

One ov me mam’s frends once got tipsy on sangria, so natchurally I is a lifelong Barcelona fan.

*applause*

LOL

RB is just an eighties glory hunter…

I bet his family is from Birkenhead, in which case he should support Rovers 😉

Is DrJ a bitter Leeds/Newcastle/Middlesborough/(insert whichever shit team of your choice) fan then?

Came on, DrJ; who is it?

Is it Everton? Hmm?

😆

PS, HackneyRider is from Leeds, yet supports Man U… 😉

Ringo and his Golden Pistol!!???

WTF kind of cinema is that.

A Leonard’s school of motoring has missed a trick there?

I’d have emblazoned “Learning with Leonard” on the window myself. Or Leonard with a learner’s “L” at the beginning.

Ringo and His Golden Pistol sounds like a spag bol western to me. A quick check at imdb.com says it is!