The question was a joke, right ?
Yep.
Like all the what’s the best/which/what flavour crisps questions that get posted on here.
The answer BTW is whichever you prefer or have fitted already as it’s already doing the job. Oh, and cheese & onion (or West Country Extra Mature Shaken-Not-Stirred Cheese and Finest Hand-Reared Onions for those who buy expensive crisps).
Unfortunately too many people don’t like to have to choose, they want some stranger on they’ve never met make their decisions for them. Which underpants? Should I tell my Mum where I’m going? Where’s my comfort blanket? Oh, just found it, I can go back to sleep now.