The baguette was grilled and crispy, therefore making it bread in a state of being toasted. Let it go.
Feel free to compare with a slice of warburtons though please and post pictures 🙂
Thanks for concerns – I did feel quite squiffy this morning, but it’s, er, ‘passed’.
What utterly awful shit though; there’s plenty of lips ‘n’ bums junk out there but at least they have the good grace to be adorned with spices etc to mask the truth – that was just awful, lumpy, mechanically separated crap. Oddly enough, I was unable to find any mention of it on the Internet, which makes me a bit 😯
That’ll be miles better, just a bit of tomato/cheese slurry that’ll toast up a treat, no added dog food…
Do it proper with Warbies this time, 😉
#prayforBear..
tomhoward – Member
I’ll do it. Though can’t get to an asda before Tuesday, so it will have to wait until then.
Burger pizza on toast anyone?
Tuesday? That gives you time to do it in a genuinely STW manner by buying a mobile pizza oven (if you don’t already own one, which you should, obviously) and making burger toast on pizza toast pizza…
Right, seems I’ve been able to find myself in an Asda. this is the result.
[url=https://flic.kr/p/J2io58]What could go wrong?[/url] by tom howard, on Flickr
No fancy bread, no salad. As instructed. This is my tea for the evening.
Also, against recommendation, I will be sober. I don’t need booze to make bad decisions for the entertainment of others.
To follow on from Bears post, here’s the ingredients list of Pizza Toast
[url=https://flic.kr/p/J2iotK]What could go wrong?[/url] by tom howard, on Flickr
One notes the addition of ‘mechanically separated chicken’ over the Burger Toast. If there’s one way I like my chicken, its having it torn apart by machines.
Why do they have to mechanically separate the chickens? Are they particularly vicious and only a machine can get involved in a cock fight and live to tell the tale??
Good luck young man, I salute your bravery and gung-ho spirit!
Chicken? I was praying it was just going to be some cheese and tomato based awfulness, but mechanically seperated chicken? Pork Rind? …..least the main ingredient seems to be water.
[url=https://flic.kr/p/JwXkMu]What could go wrong?[/url] by tom howard, on Flickr
The brown one is the burger, slightly more red brown one is the pizza. burger smells of nothing, pizza smells a little of tomato (ketchup)
Hot toast, check.
Spread on, check. [url=https://flic.kr/p/JULs2u]What could go wrong?[/url] by tom howard, on Flickr
Add cheese, check.
[url=https://flic.kr/p/JXLBbn]What could go wrong?[/url] by tom howard, on Flickr
Grill.
[url=https://flic.kr/p/JQVrJr]What could go wrong?[/url] by tom howard, on Flickr
Enjoy.
I started with the burger, to be honest the first thing I experienced was burning. Freshly grilled cheese slices are bloody hot… but I soldiered through. The next few bites were a little underwhelming to be honest, tastes like poor quality potted beef, a sort of underlying meaty, savoury (bordering on salty) taste. but no resemblance to a burger. 4/10.
Bear, I suspect that you may have sloshed a whole tin on yours? Not sure I’d fancy that as like you say, the texture is very much ‘puree of cat food’ which may dampen the gastronomic experience.
So, on to the new guy, pizza toast. I have to say I was pleasantly surprised, and will probably finish off the tin (probably not buy it again, mind) it’s really not far off the case of the base sauce you get on cheaper frozen pizzas. couldn’t taste the mechanically separated chicken though 🙁 was looking forward to that, maybe they missed my tin… 6.5/10
Now, i know what you are thinking. ‘What does it taste like when you put the other halves of each slice together?’
Well, STW’ers, I have an answer for you!
It tastes like the above descriptions smashed together, no synergies, no 2+2=5, the result is the exact sum of its parts, resulting in this
[url=https://flic.kr/p/JXLuR8]What could go wrong?[/url] by tom howard, on Flickr
A special mention should also do to my good lady who, despite being told that she did not have to follow me in my poor diet choices, she stuck by my side and eaten everything I have.