There’s a couple of engineers on the ground floor of our office block refurbishing the inside of the lift.

When I asked them if they were going to do the one that’s on our floor when they’d finished they just gave me a funny look….

*gives wombat a funny look*

Were they from schindlers? If so they’ve probably had their full of comedy moments?

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Schindler’s Lifts were around before the lists!

I always think it would be funny to work on the phones at the Berkshire office of Otis Lifts –

“Good afternoon, Otis Reading”!!

This thread is wrong on so many different levels!

As someone responsible for the lift in my building I told Schindler to get lost, man they pushed my buttons!

lilchris – Member
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Basement !

Can someone please escalate this nonsense to a moderator

Doctor, Doctor! My sister thinks she’s an elevator. Tell her to come in. I cant. She doesnt stop at this floor.

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Well the quality of threads on here do go up and down.