Stoner Jr v2.0 has just handed me his broken toy.

Anyone got any ideas how to fix it? 🙂

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My mum had that problem, fixed with a stainless steel rod down each end of the femur. He’ll be good as news as soon as the araldite dries. 😀

Thanks for the best breakfast laugh in ages.

a pink pirate ?

hello sailor !

Are we wanting to fix his eye his leg or his tragic choice of colours, everyone knows buccanering pink is so last year.

You philistines know nothing of contemporary cinemagraphic anti-heroic iconographic characterisation do you!

I give you The Ghost of Red Beard, from Scooby Doo:

Anyone got any ideas how to fix it?

Electroshock therapy.

On the operating table.

Now anatomically accurate.

My work here, is done.

You have to get a job 😆

Its not really Red Beard its the Janitor, pesky kids 😆

You philistines know nothing of contemporary cinemagraphic anti-heroic iconographic characterisation do you!

No 😳

Outstanding work sir!

Back off to the workshop with you Stoner. No self repecting pirate would be seen without a parrot.

You have to get a job

Dont laugh. I’m enjoying my last few weeks of idle distractions – Ive been informed I am required to come out of retirement soon 🙁

That kitchen worktop is far too clean.
Where are all the stale toast bits and beer bottle rings?

You Sir are too skilled for this ere forumz..
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OMG, the screws in the socket are not vertical 😯 😉

You have to get a job

I hear Atos are hiring 🙂

I hear Atos are hiring

To abuse a meme:

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Bunnyhop, with my free time, if the wife came home form a hard day’s work and found the place anything but spotless, I’d be sleeping in the woodstore. However, as long as the place is clean and tidy I can drink as much tea/watch as much porn/re-animate as many figurines as I like and she’ll never know. Although today, I have mainly been revising for a plumbing exam…
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Ah – a typical stwer’s day then 🙂

Ah – a typical stwaaarrrrrrrs day then

FTFY. 😆