Right lets start off with

iPhone 4 or Desire HD. Both same price. Buy which ever one you want they’re both as good as each other. Or for a real wild card…. Get an N8

What tyres for………? Doesn’t matter if you’re off road make sure they have knobbles for grip on road slicks so you can go faster. As long as they are round and preferably black (white, green and other colours are too retro for here. Try Retrobike)

Is a Ti frame worth it? Yeah probably

Why buy so and so’s product? Because you want it?

Has anyone got a CRC/Wiggle discount code? Yeah most probably. Would you like one?

Which helmet cam? Which ever one is the best you can afford!

Now obviously this is all tongue in cheek. But I wanted a moan. I’ve decide to have a sense of humour bypass so I can be mentioned in the grumpy person thread edited thread.
So Rarrrggghhh!

Oh and does anyone want a Big Mac and medium fries for £1.99 from Cardiff Queen st Maccys?

Recommend me a van/estate/4×4?

What fitness training do I need to do?

Tune assocation?

I’ve split with the Mrs..

It’s my brithday..

What sauce?

What vacum cleaner?

You forgot to mention ‘local bike shop rant’ too.

M&S insurance IS worth it, until renewal

It’s OK to torture ton and TJ

‘My watch is better than yours’ ‘no it is not mine cost a fraction of the cost and tells the time just as well’

What shed ?
Which large camelbak ?
Helmets ?
North/South which is better ?
Superstar kit any good ?
Should I single speed ?
How the @uck do I get a ban ?
I think my mate may be gay ?
STW the source of all knowledge but you do need to bring a sense of humour to the party.

look at this dreadful news.

they should all be locked up etc

Show me your singlespeeds…..

Let’s see your (insert colour here) bikes…

Why do people drive in the middle lane?
Should I expect a speeding ticket?
What do you all do?
Where do you all live?
How did you get your forum name?

And of course

What should I by my wife for her birthday…

Yay! Lets get them all out on here and ask the mods to make it sticky.

Or have a sticky thread at the top entitled Just Google it!!!

* No, it won’t fall off (but moderation in all things)
* If you try to slip her one it will ruin your friendship
* Yes, bears do. The Pope doesn’t.

What’s it worth?

Less than you think. Put it on eBay if you need to make maximum $$$.

we haven’t had any worn out fox fork uppers on here for a while. Are they making them better these days?

What first car/van/motorbike/singlespeed/29er?
Is there anybody near {insert a place name}?

How best to burn fat?

HIIT….preferably barefoot.

trail centre or trail centre v natural which is best

She’s left me, and I’m very unhappy and drunk, please be my friend

Why does everyone at [insert trail centre here] where body armour when I am much faster then them riding naked on a unicycle with slick tyres

What bike for £2k?
– If you have to ask you dont deserve 2k to spend on a bike.

Ahhh what about

Which is better F1 or Moto Gp?

which trail centre for noobs?

what lights for lighting things?

PSA: discount on odd sized items on CRC/Wiggle

why dont people wear helmets when jumping red lights?

is the north better than the south?

how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

this forums got worse/no it hasnt i’ve been here for years

It ‘Peak’ not ‘Peaks’ but call it what you want and yes this time of year it is very probably quite wet

Nobody wants to buy a ‘.’ so stop listing it in the classifieds

Yes/no you should/shouldnt do that with your baby, yes/no it is/isn’t usual for the baby to do that

No its not an ebay scam, just an illiterate non cycling chav

I’ve split with the Mrs..

I’ve met this girl…

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind…

show me your steel bikes with Middleburn cranks was a new low imo

do you like my new tattoo of a front mech?

idaves atkins protein strange diet………..

I have done something wrong/illegal/naughty and may/may not get away with it. Should i be smug/guilty/banged up/honest?

Is ton a bully? 😯

Does anyone have a spotify invite?

What games console? Oh I ended up with a Wii as the wife/gf/kids wanted it. It gathers dust.

XC mincers keep getting in my way when im being sick to the power of rad, they dont deserve bikes.

lidl/aldi are selling things again

its friday please keep me amused whilst i pretend to work

I’m considerably more niche than all of you, look at my beer/bike/hobby choice!

i’m a rich landlord who’s bought many homes and ruined the market for first time buyers… why are my tennants not perfect in every way?

i’m a tennant and my rich landlord is a d1ck.

What should I by my wife for her birthday.

Yes/no you should/shouldnt

Why can’t people on here spell/use punctuation/use grammar properly any more?

my computer / broadband is broken

I want to be as cool as the people who bought Howies clothes 15 years ago, what should I buy now?

related to Howies; why so expensive/great/bad/cool/horrible?

Halfords in you get what you pay for shocker!

Dog walkers on trails.

Somebody drove close to me on the way in to work this morning.

Going to the Alps for the first time, recommend me a bar that has Mützig on tap.

my *insert body part” has fallen off… should i seek professional help or waste time waiting on STW incase someone claiming to be an expert comes along?

are the adverts checking my browsing history, i keep seeing adverts for tai brides….?

why cant i loose weight/tell me your cake recipies

what do you pack when you ride?

Why can’t people on here spell/use punctuation/use grammar properly any more?

Why are some people so anal?

coffee, you all forgot about the coffee 😥