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  • I lent a female neighbour £20 a week last Friday, she said she’d pay me back that weekend, and bring a bottle of vino to say thank you…

    Apparently she had lost her bank card and everyone else she tried was out and she needed it there and then…

    I had a text off her a week ago saying she hadn’t forgot about it and her phone was playing up (suspicion aroused) ….

    nothing at all since, not a squeek, I live about 80 yards away in a straight line, i told her she could put it under my door mat if i wasn’t in…nothing….

    I’m moving on Thursday (she doesn’t know this), and was thinking of some mindless retribution before i left, assuming she doesn’t come forward with it.

    I can of course just go around and politely ask for the money, but may be given some more BS just to see me off…

    She had a penchant for leaving her boots on her landing, so weeing in boots is an option i have considered, before i disappear into the night…I don’t own bombers!

    Considering my current financial situation its something i shouldn’t have even done really…!

    the hustler
    Member

    This thread is usless without pics to work out if payment in kind is a viable option…..

    Shibboleth
    Member

    You’re belly-aching over 20 quid??

    Three_Fish
    Member

    Just go and knock on her door and ask for it.

    Junkyard
    Member

    Go and ask her for the money

    You’re belly-aching over 20 quid??

    yes

    Premier Icon binners
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    Just to get it in before the usual too-timid-and-fragile-for-21st-century-life bedwetters suspects – phone the police 😆

    Anyway… is she fit?

    cynic-al
    Member

    All of the above.

    is she fit?

    Thickening the plot really won’t help me get my money back….. and it’s unrelated to the issue, well, at least i thought it was?

    Maybe she’s considering this a long overdue payment? 😀

    I’m very much a man of principle, If someone mugs me in the street, at least they are being honest in their intentions!

    Premier Icon teadrinker
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    i told her she could put it under my door mat if i wasn’t in

    If she is dishonest she could just say “i left it under the doormat as instructed”

    Good luck though getting your money back.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    I think you need to suck it up

    Sod that! She SAID SHE’D PAY HIM BACK! So now she’s a liar and a thief.

    Put a card up in the local phone box/public toilet with her number on it…

    beefheart
    Member

    Thickening the plot really won’t help me get my money back…

    Perhaps you could march her round town, pimping her out in the kebab shops until she’s paid off her debt?

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Here you go. Should be easy enough to edit the number on this one

    officialtob
    Member

    You’re belly-aching over 20 quid??

    You WOULDN’T belly-ache over 20 quid??

    I think you need to suck it up

    Sod that!
    +1

    I’m tempted to change hot, hot, hot to

    GROT! GROT! GROT!

    patriotpro
    Member

    If you’re moving, she’s not really in a position to be playing these little games.

    Go round, ask her for the money, if she says she doesn’t have it, say you need it by (insert date here). If she doesn’t have it on that date, either suck it up or deliver your own brand of retribution…

    Failing that shibboleth will give you it back as it’s only £20.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    If she’s moving

    She’s moving too?

    If you’re moving, she’s not really in a position to be playing these little games.

    Go round, ask her for the money, if she says she doesn’t have it, say you need it by (insert date here). If she doesn’t have it on that date, either suck it up or deliver your own brand of retribution…

    Failing that shibboleth will give you it back as it’s only £20.

    WIN WIN

    Premier Icon teadrinker
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    Failing that shibboleth will give you it back as it’s only £20.

    make sure it’s PP gift though.

    Shibboleth
    Member

    Perhaps the old maxim “Never lend what you can’t afford to lose” should remain at the forefront of your mind in future.

    It’s hardly going to ruin you, is it? It’s a couple of bottles of wine or a takeaway. I’m sure you can manage without just the once, and if your craving is particularly strong, channel those feelings next time some little strumpet wafts by and asks to borrow a score.

    SkillWill
    Member

    You’re belly-aching over 20 quid??

    You WOULDN’T belly-ache over 20 quid??

    I wouldn’t. I really wouldn’t.

    Mate owes me £1k actually which I think he’s forgotten about. Note I am far from rich that happens to be a coincidence, I really wouldn’t bother starting a thread on a forum about what to do over a £20 debt though.

    Premier Icon jam bo
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    You WOULDN’T belly-ache over 20 quid??

    not to a bunch of strangers on the internet.

    I’d go and ask the person who owed me money for it back.

    anonymouse
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    Perhaps the old maxim “Never lend what you can’t afford to lose” should remain at the forefront of your mind in future.

    It’s hardly going to ruin you, is it? It’s a couple of bottles of wine or a takeaway. I’m sure you can manage without just the once, and if your craving is particularly strong, channel those feelings next time some little strumpet wafts by and asks to borrow a score

    This.

    Premier Icon aracer
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    Just go and knock on her door and ask for it.

    This 😉

    Maybe I should start pulling this little stunt myself, and leave all my morals behind?

    crankboy
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    “Maybe she’s considering this a long overdue payment?”

    how long ago and how did it end?

    slowmart
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    Can we back track and understand your reasoning for providing the loan?

    1/ She’s fit, your flattered and consider this a way to get to know this woman more and your wondering how good she is in bed?
    2/ She’s fit, your hopeful of sex. Short but pointed thought process.
    3/ You were drunk and she’s ugly inside and out but you were hopeful of sex. Still.
    4/ Your a decent human being and wanted to do the right thing……and she’s fit revert back to 1/

    Either way you have been screwed except not in the way you had probably hoped for. Another way of looking at this as you have had a lucky escape and the cost was only £20 rather than emotional.

    Shibboleth
    Member

    Or how’s about:

    5/ Your hoping shell teach slowmart how to use an apostrophe.

    Mister P
    Member

    5/ Your hoping shell teach slowmart how to use an apostrophe.

    And perhaps give you a pointer too?

    EDIT – I see what you did there 😳

    Premier Icon DezB
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    If you’re moving, she’s not really in a position to be playing these little games.

    Ninja edit hey? Now it doesn’t make sense 🙂

    Checklist:
    Lime
    Shovel
    Plastic sheeting
    shoe covers
    balaclava
    sharp knife
    car with a good sized boot
    overalls
    And once you’ve replastered her outhouse ask her for your money back.

    I think you need to suck it up

    ..or get her to

    mrchrispy
    Member

    replastered her outhouse

    LOLZ

    bikebouy
    Member

    Put on some false eyelashes, a dash of No7 blusher, a skirt, tights with a hole in, a low cut top and some heels then go round hers and whilst knocking on her front door, lean forward and breath heavily whilst asking for your £20.

    Let us know the reaction.. 😉

    Put on some false eyelashes, a dash of No7 blusher, a skirt, tights with a hole in, a low cut top and some heels then go round hers and whilst knocking on her front door, lean forward and breath heavily whilst asking for your £20.

    Let us know the reaction..

    She has a thing for dressing up, i doubt she’d be shocked!

    Getting it on with Wonder Woman was a highlight 🙂

    Premier Icon spawnofyorkshire
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    “replastered her outhouse”

    Is that a new finishing move?

    Sounds like he has already.

    £20 well spent I’d say.

    PeterPoddy
    Member

    Perhaps the old maxim “Never lend what you can’t afford to lose” should remain at the forefront of your mind in future.

    It’s hardly going to ruin you, is it? It’s a couple of bottles of wine or a takeaway. I’m sure you can manage without just the once, and if your craving is particularly strong, channel those feelings next time some little strumpet wafts by and asks to borrow a score.

    You WOULDN’T belly-ache over 20 quid??

    I wouldn’t. I really wouldn’t.

    Great!
    Can I borrow £20 please?

    tiggs121
    Member

    Go and see her – tell her you’re skint and need the money. I’m sure she’ll be reasonable and pay you back.

    Before any thoughts of retribution – you must speak to her!

    Let us know how it goes.

    As for making an issue over £20 – you are quite right so to do. She did!

    Good luck.

    🙂 much love to the onsiders

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