That was good enough for the copper and nothing more is to be done.
Shame. I was hoping that you would be banged up so I could buy your FA Cup Final ticket from you for a pittance!
That was good enough for the copper and nothing more is to be done.
Shame. I was hoping that you would be banged up so I could buy your FA Cup Final ticket from you for a pittance!
Bruneep I think there'll be a bit moer than that! Ie it is one word against the other, no CCTV, no witness etc etc and hence can't progress. Also, goest to show OP that it really wasn't that bad now was it!!! Not all coppers are unreasonable!
Well that was an anti-climax.
At least you can take these off now....
Yay. glad for you monksie.
Just keep your 'hair on' next time something like this happens.
BOOM!
He's been arrested!.
Silly man made a further complaint to the police that I have again threatened him. Supposed to have done it at 3:40pm, Saturday 14th May 2011 (yesterday afternoon).
Sadly for him, corroberated by 13 other people (all of whom were in our mini bus), copius photographic evidence, programme, reserved car park ticket proving beyond any doubt what so ever, I WAS AT WEMBLEY YESTERDAY AFTEROON WATCHING THE FA CUP FINAL!
I can't say much at this point but police are more than happy that I didn't do it on the previously disputed occasion and I absolutely didn't do it yeterday!
Hair is very definitely kept on through out this full sorry saga!
For once (well, quite oftenly actually), in the never a dull day that is my life, something has gone very, very well.
My ride today was cancelled.....I took my wife and daughter out for a massive big Sunday lunch, cinema, shopping trip and I got some £100 road shoes to celebrate!
I've had loads of cuddles from my wife and daughter. I kept saying I hadn't done it. I might have a mental hinderance but I'm not a nutter
Looks like the idiot is in huge trouble
Happy, happy, happy!
I love everyone.
Does anybody fancy a massive Peaks mtb or road ride tomorrow? I'm absolutely buzzing.
Xx
brilliant news now go get him with some bombers they will never believe his account/. Escalte to owning with a get out of free jail card
All you need now is for the bloke to be put on the register
Good news! What junkyard said crossed my mind too. Lying to the police should seem him with s good wrist slapping.
my advice was sarcasm please dont follow it
that is brilliant! this guy sounds like an absolute balloon.
I don't necessarily believe in karma, but...
Good news. Now have a little dance to celebrate.
So glad this idiot has been arrested. Even better is that something has gone well for you
I'm a woman and in your circumstances I'd have been unable to control myself if the local 'nutter' had made a pass at my young daughter.
Would love to ride with you tomorrow but I'm washing my hair
Real reason is that I really couldn't keep up with you. You speed freak
Start keeping your ASBO diary (if that's what it is over) as we don't know the full extent and history. But you can understand why the police have to talk to you and have been perfectly reasonable (at least I hope they have) and hope you have had positive experiences. Just dont' antagonise things, just be smug that you have the upper hand. Good luck in solving this nightmare once and for all!
Jon Taylor loving that vid, it's great!
Right now you need to get a whip round arranged and pay someone to kick his head in while you are at work then the jobs a good un.
Not read the whole story but he got off lightly (bloody pervert) I would of done the same possibly even worse.
Thanks everybody. I'm still fizzing about this. Now with some anger mixed in as well to be honest but that will pass.
I have to say in retrospect, the police will not have any complaints from me. They can only act on the evidence they're supplied with and they have been courteous and professional to me through out this nightmare.
I've promised my family that I absolutely wiil not get involved in any more bother, ever (not that I particularly invited this mess).
That dancing dog is mint!
Now I can bask in the glory of the FA cup win.
Thanks again all for the advice and giggles. particularly the servong officers who were kind enough to advise me.
Quick edit: J - I've only just seen your reply. Shurley you mishtake me for somebody else?
wow - must admit, I thought the worst when this reappeared
Good news
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