Hay up.. bit of a gaff lads ..taking my kid to cragg vale tonite i spotted that about 500 yards of the route is in that damned Lancarshire. we ll have to be fending the buggers off or they ll be black puddings ont road..

sssshhhh…… don’t tell them, it’s all part of the stealth invasion!

A massive, yellow jersey Trojan horse

Yorkshire’s just that slightly less attractive part of mighty Lancashire where we put the people that talk funny 🙂

Don’t be daft! Lancashire is just there to keep the wind off Yorkshire.

Even bumble has defected….

Every morning I wake up in Lancashire, have my breakfast, then travel over the border to my place of work in Yorkshire.
Then, and only then, I sit down for a nice poo.

Every little helps.

Jealousy is so unbecoming….I’m sure Lancashire will enjoy its 500yds of Le Tour just as much as the riders will enjoy re-entering Yorkshire again after their Lancastrian ordeal. 🙂

Just wondering how them fancy racing machines with them super thin carbon rims are gonna fair going over our cobbles opp north like!

It’s in Yorkvshire ‘cos no self respecting tyke tightwad is going to waste £1.99 on a packet of carpet tacks.