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  • Late entry for the 2015 Darwin awards
  • piedidiformaggio
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    German man dies after blowing up condom machine

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35189938

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Attempted rubbery?

    joshvegas
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    I heard the nominations were closed to johnny cum latelys.

    Have police condomed their actions as a danger to the pubic?

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    Cougar
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    Have police condomed their actions as a danger to the pubic?

    Would it make a vas deferens either way?

    Suggsey
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    According to the story they should have made a premature evacuation.

    martinhutch
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    Must’ve been a protection racket.

    matt_outandabout
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    The air is pregnant with double entendres, perhaps the competition is too stiff?

    MoreCashThanDash
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    Damn, I thought I was being clever, but I’m way out of my league on this forum!

    Cougar
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    Probably hardened criminals.

    Now he’s in the mortuary with the other stiffs.

    rwamartin
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    KY would he want to shaft himself like that?

    CaptainFlashheart
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    If he’d lived, just imagine the ribbing he’d be getting from his mates.

    Northwind
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    A clear case of spermicide.

    donald
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    langylad
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    Heard he died of pro phylactic shock

    TroutWrestler
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    The irony is while attempting to temporarily take himself out of the gene-pool, he managed to do it permanently.

    Stoner
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    Tumescent take the piss.

    scaredypants
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    People are being a bit hard-on him, I’d say. He tried to cover up, just too latex

    I’d say RIP but nobody wants that in a jonny

    matt_outandabout
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    What a dick.

    deepreddave
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    MoreCashThanDash – Member
    Attempted rubbery?

    Not out of your league at all.

    Ironically, still a massive cock up.

    ourmaninthenorth
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    Looks like he came to a sticky end.

    ell_tell
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    I wonder if his friends forced him into doing it under durex?

    wordnumb
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    He should’ve taken precautions before having a bang.

    jon1973
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    Why do they have a condom machine in the middle of a park anyway?

    pondo
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    Don’t get that last one. 😳

    globalti
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    Yes, why can’t we have them? We could use the contents for all kinds of things like fixing punctures, carrying water, crossing rivers, protecting our spark plugs and so on.

    jon1973
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    Harry_the_Spider
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    Was it a mixed up attempt to rob Noddy Holder?

    Travis
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    clearly, a case of premature explosion.

    maccruiskeen
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    I wonder if his friends mates forced him into doing it under durex?

    neilthewheel
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    There was nothing left but a blob on the floor

    maccruiskeen
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    Why do they have a condom machine in the middle of a park anyway?

    Because the nearest shop is two miles away.

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    ChrisE
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    Come, come, we shouldn’t condom this type of behaviour.

    Did the police come in a jiffy?

    martinhutch
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    Did the police come in a jiffy?

    Depends on the resources they had to hand.

    LeeW
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    Things we do with our Mates!

    Harry_the_Spider
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    I think that under such circumstances this would be an appropriate song.

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc[/video]

    forzafkawi
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    Bravo for simultaneously coming and going.

    mboy
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    What a bugger eh!

    Well, I heard he used to be, probably not so good any more…

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