Oooh now you're gonna get a kicking 😀

Hee – hee. Shall we arrange it in a Lanesra (spits) stylee?

one for the whole "mimsy" is unhelpful and vague.

but all the parts do have names if detail is required…

I'd like to drill out my rims for lightness

that's why some people get them bleached

but all the parts do have names if detail is required…

Yes, but you're missing the point entirely.

samuri 😀

mitch – 😀 step outside sir 😉

one for the whole "mimsy" is unhelpful and vague and stems from it being "something you shouldn't talk about" that carries on into adulthood in an unhelpful manner. IMO.

yes but the word does stem from the convention, not the other way round!

It's self perpetuating, and I shall stamp it out NOW! 😀 It holds no place in a modern and sensible society.

When you've finished naming the girlie bits, will you start on boy parts. That should be amusing. For 5 mins. 😉

oh no lets not go there Teagirl

teagirl – Member
When you've finished naming the girlie bits, will you start on boy parts. That should be amusing. For 5 mins.

😀 VG

Random entertainment…

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manitou – Member
i like a vagina to look like an untidy bacon sandwich

The trouble is that when people use the medical terms, they use the wrong ones. For example, here, Manitou is refering to the Vulva comprising the labia Majora (beefburgers) and Labia Minora (lettuce leaves). The vagina should only be visible upon parting the 'burger' or if the lady in question has a prolapse in which case she probably does need a medical procedure.

I've always thought that the Labias Majora and Minora sound more like rather nice Mediterranean holiday destinations. Humid this time of year I hear.

and now I've worked out why they do not form part of normal polite conversation because reading them makes me want to get jiggy :o)

"Humid this time of year I hear."
Yes, and a bit slippy underfoot!

Yes, and a bit slippy underfoot!

have I missed out not trying foot sex ??

I used to go to work in a bright red vulva until it was involved in a shunt from the rear and was damaged beyond economical repair.

And that's how people end up with veruccas.

I'm in tears with laughter, thankyou people. Antidote to grungy day. Ta 😀

And furthermore, it was wetter than an otter's pocket..

Like throwing a twiglet down Regent Street

Fannytastic!

The trouble is that when people use the medical terms, they use the wrong ones.

Thats just an education problem, and it works both ways so not really an argument; you see plenty of cases (online) of people totally confusing the slang terms for the different bits.

I've always thought that the Labias Majora and Minora sound more like rather nice Mediterranean holiday destinations. Humid this time of year I hear.

Always nice for a visit.

I've always found 'show us where the pig bit you' to set the right tone for a night of passion with a lady-friend, discrete, respectful and sensual.

Dobbo – you are STW's silver tongued cavalier! I shall be trying that line on Mrs barnsleymitch, and if it doesnt result in me having all the sex, then there's no justice.

Stoppit!! My pelvic floor is giving rise for concern!! 😀

Didn't Lancia make a car called the Labia? Or maybe Fluvia, or Flavia…

Daily Mash on form as ever:

PERFECT VAGINA INCLUDES VIDEO SCREEN AND CRISP DISPENSER, SAY MEN