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  • Knitting (NSFW)
  • bencooper
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo[/video]

    😯

    dandax1990
    Free Member

    Awww, She’s so brave.

    aphex_2k
    Free Member

    Is she knitting a scarf, or a muff…..

    richpips
    Free Member

    Wtf is a “perfomance craftivist”

    Plus at least you’d think she’d make something useful, not a bandage that needs a wash.

    bigrich
    Full Member

    I really want attention, but I have no skills. I know! I’ll shove a ball of wool up my mimsy and knit a scarf! Insta-fame!

    JoeG
    Free Member

    A fishy smelling scarf that took 28 days to knit…WTF! 😯

    rickmeister
    Full Member

    Anything on mumsnet yet ?

    onandon
    Free Member

    JoeG – LOLz 🙂
    Exactly what I was going to write.

    passtherizla
    Free Member

    The wool in use never actually touches her vagina though it spools from the middle… Still odd

    batfink
    Free Member

    I don’t get it

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    At 1m05s it looks like she may have pulled at least one ball of wool from her ass.

    Dirty.

    cranberry
    Free Member

    Country Classics Fish Scarf – for when you want to be attacked by seagulls.

    But seriously, Bigrich nailed it – zero talent and a desperate need for attention.

    lunge
    Full Member

    That is just plain odd.

    avdave2
    Full Member

    I really want attention, but I have no skills.

    Well you’ve come to the right place. 🙂

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    In his next video Ed Oxley is going to knit a motor bike out of his.

    Joe
    Full Member

    wtf!?

    piemonster
    Full Member

    I think their are better ways of “making informed decisions” about your body.

    When it comes to “being a lemming” I’m in with the crowd that doesn’t insert wool into orifices. And it’s not because they have been miss-informed.

    piemonster
    Full Member

    Good fun to watch though. Thanks OP.

    breadcrumb
    Full Member

    **** me. She is bonkers.

    Knitting through that time of month is a bit keen.

    organic355
    Free Member

    How does she pee?

    nbt
    Full Member

    the urinary tract is not actually inside the vaginal cavity.

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=basic+female+anatomy

    oldnpastit
    Full Member

    The internet is a very strange place indeed.

    xcgb
    Free Member

    Reminds me of this
    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fLiKsdl_sU[/video]

    zokes
    Free Member

    Ah, Australian culture at its finest…

    Three_Fish
    Free Member

    Sounds like a bunch of awkward and uncomfortable teenage boys taking the piss out of something they don’t understand. You’re just the kind of people she is aiming her performance at, it’s just a shame that she over-estimated you.

    allthegear
    Free Member

    still laughing at organic355’s comment…

    Rachel

    BoardinBob
    Full Member

    “The wool is wet and you have to yank at it”

    :vomitsmiley:

    zokes
    Free Member

    Three_Fish – Member

    What an excellent name for someone defending a woman who knits a scarf out of her chuff

    DezB
    Free Member

    And to think that boring video woman won the Turner Prize last night. They obviously didn’t know about the Volvoknitter.

    bigyinn
    Free Member

    Words
    (almost)
    Fail
    Me.
    😯

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    a woman who knits a scarf out of her chuff

    although not literally.

    nealglover
    Free Member

    How does she pee?

    Female Anatomy fail :mrgreen:

    nealglover
    Free Member

    Sounds like a bunch of awkward and uncomfortable teenage boys taking the piss out of something they don’t understand.

    You sound like an awkward sixth form art student so keen on being edgy and artistic, that they will “appreciate” anything.

    You’re just the kind of people she is aiming her performance at, it’s just a shame that she over-estimated you.

    By the sound of it, You’re the kind of person she is aiming her “performance” at.

    And it looks like she underestimated you perfectly.

    DezB
    Free Member

    Wonder if she like to do a duet piece with me using my knob as a bobbin?

    Houns
    Full Member

    Mmmm perfect for a cold winters morning walk to work, wrap the scarf around your neck and chin then realise you’ve got a bit of human black pudding entwined in it, breakfast on the move

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    How does she pee?

    I suspect into a series of unlikely containers whist videoing herself.

    martinhutch
    Full Member

    She clearly misunderstood the words ‘work to end’ on her knitting pattern.

    As for the intention to shock, it’s not even that effective really, just slightly ridiculous and worthy of mild sympathy. We had ‘The Vagina Monologues’ 15 years ago, this is just old hat (or ****).

    letmetalktomark
    Full Member

    derek_starship
    Free Member

    For a limited period*, she’s actually tampon knitting.

    My pussy loves a ball of wool but would stop short of ingesting it.

    *SWIDT

    bencooper
    Free Member

    If performance art is your thing, my daughter found this rather compelling video:

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKkQwbWjEL4[/video]

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