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  • Killing a pot plant on purpose – best way
  • wolly
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    salt water

    dannyh
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    Napalm. Has to be.

    stevenmenmuir
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    Can you not just give it one of your famous withering looks?

    WayneKing
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    What you want is a small plague of locusts, buy 100 or so from the local pet shop and release these in the office from a Tupperware container while no one’s looking, they’ll eat everything edible within a 10 meter radius. When your pot plant loving colleague asks what has happened to their plant tell him/her it was Gods will.

    BoardinBob
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    Honestly, I feel sorry for your colleague 😕

    unfitgeezer
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    How old are you ? 17 ?

    Vandal

    WayneKing
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    Or place some rocks of crack under the soily bit inside the pot, then ring HR (put on a false voice so they don’t know it’s you) telling them your colleague has a drug problem and an intervention is necessary as you’ve seen them sprinkling crack grains on their cornflakes in the kitchen.

    The next day your colleague will be confronted about their drug problem, obviously they come out of the meeting upset, or ranting and raving about that the allegations are false, at that moment try to comfort them anyway you can (don’t touch them in an inappropriate place though) and tell them “of course the allegations are false” while accidentally knocking their plant off the desk onto the floor, pick the plant up from its plant trunk revealing the crack rocks in the pot! shout “of my god its true look everybody crack!”

    I think after that they won’t be allowed to have plants on their desk.

    mudmonster
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    Give it to me, I seem to have lost my green fingers.

    kayak23
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    Is there any tall buildings opposite? Hire a sniper.

    coolhandluke
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    Pot plant?
    Smoke it.

    eddiebaby
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    Pigface
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    How bad is it in your office that you want to kill a pot plant to get back at a co worker.

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Hels, if you pull this off with the plant can you come and sort out my neighbour’s shit-machine of a cat?

    johnx2
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    Kill it softly, with your song.

    Northwind
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    BoardinBob – Member

    Honestly, I feel sorry for your colleague

    So do I. Not specifically because of this, though.

    stevenmenmuir
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    Her colleague is probably sick of all the Le Mans moto gp chat and pictures of her sitting on the wee mans broom broom.

    Nobeerinthefridge
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    Na, I reckon he’s dared to park his camper van in a public car park in Peebles…. 😆

    surroundedbyhills
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    ridiculous ugly and downright (doesn’t bother with the passive bit anymore) aggressive symbolic pot plant

    RustySpanner
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    Plant a small Leylandii hedge between desks whilst he’s off.

    You’ll never see him again.

    cokie
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    So, what happened?

    Daffy
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    Warm salty (how you choose to produce get this is entirely your business) water is the right answer.

    hels
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    So, for the record folks – I didn’t kill my colleague’s pot plant. It was idle musing, and very entertaining. I feel much better !

    bruneep
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    Reports for trolling

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