Today my three and a half year old daughter asked “when will it be Christmas day so that the baby will come out of my tummy”. She’s called Maria and had just been in her kindergarten Christmas festival. Well, it made me chuckle.

7yo
“Mummy did you remember to get some more Jam”

Mummy
“Sorry, I forgot today, I’ll get some tomorrow”

7yo
“That’s OK, your older now, you’ll only have a couple of meg of memory left”

Three year old daughter during a nappy change for our one year old:

“That smells…………disappointing”.

Driving with 3yr old ‘Can I have a drink’, ‘it’s in the boot i’ll get it when we stop, ”ok, can you look at this then?, ‘can’t look now or i’ll crash into the car in front’, ‘oh…but then you can get my drink!’

A friend of ours arranged for her daughter to loan her doll for use in the school play. Once she got it back the doll was known by her as Jesus from that day on. Next year the doll was used for play again, but this time it was decided the school could keep Jesus and the girl would get a new doll instead.

The new doll’s name? – John the Baptist.

My 22 month Little girl has just mastered the phrase “Jog on Mummy, Jog on” 😆

Going to work on “Chop Chop” next.

Son comes running up to my wife and her mother at the playground. He was 3 or 4 at the time.

“Someone’s written on the ground under the swing!”

Grandma: “That was naughty. What does it say?”

Son says “It says ‘Go **** yourself!'” and runs back to the play equipment.

several looong moments of silence whilst this is digested.

Grandma: “His reading’s coming on isn’t it?”

nearly 3:
“Mummy, you’re Santa aren’t you?”
“No, but mummy and Santa both buy presents”
Cue suspicious looks and frowning of brow…

Too much smarts for one so young!

DrP

My youngest is only 18 months, so isn’t saying much at all yet that’s discernable as an actual phrase or sentence, however, he unfailingly states “uh-oh” whenever he drops or spills something.

Opened my Christmas card from my daughter last night, signed off.

“Love from your only child, and thats the way its going to stay”

😯

he unfailingly states “uh-oh” whenever he drops or spills something

That will almost certainly develop into saying “uh-oh”, with accompanying innocent look, whenever he throws something or pours something on the floor for his own ammusement!

In the changing room after swimming and our 4 year old asked ” why has that man got big boobies ?”

A quick change of subject later ……

my 2 year old watching ET.

“Daddy, Spaceships don’t have Trailers, Tractors have Trailers”

Very true.

he unfailingly states “uh-oh” whenever he drops or spills something

We had to start being more careful what we said when our daughter muttered “fucksake” after dropping something.

3 year old son on being asked what he wants from Father Christmas:

“I love Lego. I’d like some Lego. I don’t want any of that Barbie crap”

Message received loud and clear!

our four year old in the car, neither of us really listening to the radio (or so i thought)… she pipes up with;
“daddy, why can’t she go?”
*cue me looking out the window for someone stuck somewhere*
“eh?”
“why can’t she go?”
“wha?..”

took me a while to realise Frank Sinatra was on the radio, singing “Chicago”!

Walking to the shop last year out youngest said
“What’s that on the ground Daddy?”
I replied “That’s salt, for melting the ice”
Son replies “Oh, do they put pepper on the road too?”

Class!