What a start to the week! A proper Monday morning bleeding heart, inclusive hand-wringing Guardianista v 'Common Sense' salt of the earth type bun-fight. With some traditional what-in-the-name-of-all-that-is-holy-is-he-waffling-on-about Hora gibberish for good measure. Brilliant!
As a solution to this type of thing, could we not just establish a system where people who don't like olives and New Zealand Savignon Blanc aren't allowed to have children?
If there's one criticism here, its that this isn't quite the complete argument. You lot are slacking. It seems fairly obvious that we haven't ascertained the offenders skin-tone or religious leanings yet. I suspect there's plenty more scope for outrage and offense yet. Sort it out!!!