My four year old is trying his hand at some comedy material..
We've had so far - Why did the train sound like a cow? Because it was a loco-moo-tive, which got a great response and was a very obvious proud parent moment..
Since then it has gone downhill though, with quality offerings such as - Why is a sheep on a tree? Because it was in a nocky macker!
Obviously this is not acceptable, but I can only provide him with an armoury of paedophile jokes and I don't want him to go through the embarrassment of having to explain all his punch lines at nursery on Monday..
So, can you give the little fella your best (age appropriate) jokes please whilst I source a good old fashioned joke book for him..