their (McD’s) meet is not fit for human consumption until bleeched and mixed up into no meat content at all.
and
KFC is an overpriced source of rubberised / puréed chicken
(special) sauce? Pretty sure that’s not true, TBH (although may have been once/in the States). I’m not the biggest fan of KFC or Maccies, but the chicken was definitely fillet or off the bone, and Maccies go to great pains to advertise that their burgers are 100% British or Irish beef. I’m not trying to suggest it’s not cheap, factory farmed, and pumped with water etc, but it’s cheap and cheerful flood, not a ‘gastronomic experience’.
As for the ‘bugs in Ice’ story; meh. They probably sampled the restaurant that Quirrel works at… and as DrP says, it’s what our immune systems are for.