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KP: The South African Texts
To Dale Steyn:
4.50pm: Yeah! And what d’you call a poshboy who hasn’t scored a ton for 3 years—Andrew Strauss! LOL!
5.00pm: He probably hasn’t had a shag in longer than he’s scored a ton! ROFL!
5.05pm: Yeah mate they’re all tadgers.
5.15pm: (*l*)Ledge is such an overused word these days, I’m just a fine cricket player. But thanks mate.
5.22pm: Lol! That’d only happen if you passed these texts onto someone else mate! Lol!
5.30pmYou’re not are you Dale mate?
5.44pm: Dale?
5.47pm: Mate?
5.55pm: You what? I’m a snake in the grass? Well you know what they call you? SHIT! Yeah shit!
5.56pm: As in shit Steyn!
5.57pm: Tosser!
6.10pm: Hey bru I’m sorry. Please don’t show anyone those texts.