right, I’ve got to get … some olives with feta, some fake Mr Kiplings, a pork joint and some carrots, some Stella (handily in packs of 6!)
Anything else?

Walnuts, please. Reliably good quality.

Hundredweight of dried mango pieces please. And a dozen Bog rolls. Ta

All the Skyr with fruit compote at the bottom they’ve got please. Much better than the stuff in Sainsburys.

nah tha’s reet

probs take you a while t’ drop off anyways. flight is 20 odd hours.

not many aldi’s here in oz have booze licenses. people are concerned that kids will see alcohol next to food (despite the fact most supermarkets have a bottlo NEXT DOOR, but hey…. eventually we’ll get the award winning whiskey’s, I hope.

Chill nuts. I like my bag of nuts smothered in chilli.

Rechargeable daylight lamp. I like my lamps about 5k.

Dark chocolate with orangey bits. I like my dark chocolate spackled throughout.

If you can find the triple chocolate granola pick up all you can. Doesn’t seem to be in all stores

8x2l cola (~£1.36) to keep me going this afternoon, please.

Aww you should have said earlier ,ive just nipped in for some chicken breast and keylime pie

They’ve got the Halloween ale in but I got some of this. Very nice while I make spag bol for the family. 5%

Their delivery is free for all orders (unless it’s changed, and only for certain items) which is great until <insert name of predictable courier> deliver your parcel to a random address nearly a mile away 🙂

If going in-store however: walnuts (as mentioned), almond milk, chainsaw (and spare chain). That’s the sort of thing I end up coming out with.

mixed nuts.
sea salt and lime crisps.
Some Spey Valley, Williams, Windswept and WEST Brewery beer to round it all off.

The mini stollen and lebkuchen are in store already

Flintstones Chewable Morphine

Any fake dremels left?

Classic Aldi shop ahead of me: mushroom tagliatelle and an angle grinder. pic.twitter.com/Ryvvszqjk9

— Ben Powell (@Benpowelluk) October 2, 2017

Flintstones Chewable Morphine

OJ?

4 cans of Taurus please.

Were the Fat White Family still in there?

Gammon joint with the glaze.

From Aldi? Heavens no. But thanks for the offer.

Whitebait please, 2 packs.

From Aldi? Heavens no. But thanks for the offer.

Like a bloke I worked with until recently, I asked him if he shopped at Lidl which was 1/4 mile from his house. He said ‘no chance, theyr’e German, we were fighting them in the war’. 🙄

He currently drives a Renault but his last car was a Mondeo, maybe a German one.

If you you like red wine, specifically Bordeaux then if they have this in store, buy it, phenomenal value for money.

https://www.aldi.co.uk/château-soleil-puisseguin-st-émilion/p/068289020682800

Unless you are in the Midlands where you definitely wouldn’t like it (in no way am I driving around Aldi’s buying up their stock).

if only I’d read this before getting in from Waitrose.

Some beer please, any will do. And a nice bottle of red.

Ta!

All of their chocolate granola, and 40 pints of milk please

Petrol jet wash if you’re offering

Apparently I’m not allowed to post referral links to discounts of Aldi online orders. If anyone wants one you know where to email me…

Some of the fake San Pellegrino….can’t remember the name….lemony loveliness…

As per my post just. Go buy all the stovists a fan!

Tea cakes from that Scottish cardiac arrest factory. Not the egg custards ugghhh

Malbec and Islay single malt please. (not that I have a problem)

Chevalier Cognac if you wouldn’t mind 😆

Some harissa paste please.

Oh, my mistake, they don’t stock it.

An arc welder, a Day Of The Dead cupcake set and a pair of USB slippers please

A packet of the macaroni cheese croquettes please Jekkyl.

Probably missed the boat on this, but another set of their winter gloves would be nice. Lost one within 24 hours of purchase. And a sledgehammer because that’s the kind of thing that I usually buy as an impulse purchase..

I travel a lot with work and nip into various Aldi branches during the week and There are loads of Winter Gloves left in all the stores I’ve been in.

Macaroni cheese croquets!? lol. Is that even a thing?

Yesterdays post-Aldi discussion was trying to work out the difference between the chopped Pancetta and chopped Lardons, the bargain value of a set of 3 wood saws and whether I should have bought some axes.

Sometimes the shop feels like Waitrose preparing for a zombie apocalypse.